BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAPTIONS
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eber3
I want you to pick me up by the ankles and eat me like a wet burrito!



Gray Zombie
And Glitter jumps my shit everytime I mention "Love Taco"



TheDiva
What IS it with you guys and Mexican food? Why not pita pockets, or manicotti, or...



The Seer
When she gets drunk, Buffy morphs into Ellen Barkin.



TheDiva
It's his moving ballad about his inability to reconcile Doctor Who continuity errors...



The Seer
What is a Rickman screengrab from "This Slide of Paradise" doing in a Buffy gallery?



AlexGariepy
Filmed at the Ottawa Airport? Damnit, must evil always have a Canadian connection?



Halfreck
Hey it's my best friend Petey from grammer school! He ate paste, and I always knew he'd end up dead.



TheLurker
Oh dear god, she's turning into Stingy from LazyTown! SOMEONE SAVE HER!



Dita DuPave
The censors went crazy when the script said, "She throws her bust at the vampire."



Sidesk
My hatred of Harry Potter may be immense, but it's chickenfeed compared to my hatred of this chick and her Brand O'Crap.



PrezGAR
"Gray said this outfit makes him thorny."



TheDiva
"Quit licking my hand!"



Gray Zombie
Shhhh. Don't make a sound.
(from outside the closet) IVERSSSSONNNNN



eber3
This one time, in the broom closet...



GlitterRock
"Um, a mouse is playing with my knees..."


TheDiva
A Spike/Angel/Xander threesome? That's about the most disturbing combination you can come up with without involving Snyder.


YibbleGuy
"It seats about twenty. So come on, and bring your jukebox money."





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