BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CAPTIONS
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AlexGariepy
"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we saw our names on this grave?"
"No. And don't give the writers ideas. Especially those that lead to time-travel."



Zee
"Buffy is just a stepping stone to my career in movies."
-five years later-
"Jason X is just a stepping stone to my career in REAL movies."
-seven years later-
"Can you spare any change, ma'am? I'm so hungry and cold!"



Gray Zombie
What are you two up to?
"Our hips. Why?"



GlitterRock
We now rejoin this Giles/Xander slashfic, already in progress.....



GlitterRock
"Thoughts about shopping go in here."



GlitterRock
Angel smiling ... AND wearing khaki??
We're in the Dopplegangerworld, aren't we?



Indomitus
So he's going to build another Wendy Hamilton?



Gray Zombie
(snaps fingers in front of her) Yo, Sarah. Woo hoo. Hello. Yup, she's hypnotized. You want her to cluck like a chicken or sing like Elvis.



AlexGariepy
"Like, cluck."



Mattteus
She's playing Guess Who's Licking



Cyberbeast
If They Mated:





Zee
Throw in Lin Shaye and we've got a PUMAT!



GlitterRock
The publishers of Zombie's Kama Sutra made the fatal mistake that many a Capper has: misspelling "Gray" as "Grey."
Believe me, I've been there.



Gray Zombie
I think I'm the only one who's spelled my name right the first time.



Gray Zombie
"Gray In America, Grey In UK. The Proper Way To Spell Capper Handles Across The Globe"



Zee
*suckles zombie teat*


WaffleKing
I'll just eat the from the right side of your brain. You were never all that creative anyway.


Cyberbeast
If They Mated:







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