TheDiva
"I can't slay vampires today, I have chicken pox..."

Shadarus
I can not do my job today
Said little Buffy girl of slay
I have the measels and the mumps
A rash, a gash, my acting stumps...

(Okay, who's taking the second stanza? )

TheDiva
My mouth is wet, my pussy's dry
It's been weeks since I had a guy
I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I counted sixteen chicken pox...

WaffleKing
Angel? I made you lose your soul for THAT?

TheDiva
"Okay, we're ready for the 'Prostitutes Through Time' convention!"

cajunmagic
Shouldn't she be busy getting killed in a "Waxwork" movie?

YibbleGuy
"Oh, come on! It was your biggest hit--sing 'Tiptoe Thru The Tulips' for us!"

WaffleKing
Geez. That Lestat hogs all the good tail.

daupstart
The icon indicates that my Sim wants a heroin fix...

Zee
"OOOO, Ziggy Stardust! Come home with me! I make you fish ball soup! FISH BALL!"

Cyberbeast
How to test to see if you're a lesbian, method #59: Think about a penis, and if this is the face you make...

YibbleGuy
"Yeah, right--you were 'just looking at the cross'."

Zee
Looks like Mattteus was capping Son of Artpig again...

Gray Zombie
Oh come on. That's no way to be. Just because your caption didn't get onto the GlitterDome, doesn't mean that it wasn't funny.

Zee
Long Duck Dong: LIVE!

Zee
Tomb of the Unknown Toaster Pastry

GlitterRock
So many vampires have wacked-off to this pic.....

Mattteus
Why the shoes? If you're dead you can't look taller.