YibbleGuy
"Lucky cross."
"Yes, Yibble. It has protected me on many occasions."
"Well, actually, what I meant was ...."

TheCarolingDiva
So much for the whole female-empowerment angle of this series.

Indomitus
Don't think this angle is empowering? Do you not realize the power that breasts have over men?

Zee
Best. Cameraman. Ever!

Gray Zombie
Gray, you need to make a caption.

That doesn't count as a caption. You can make a Love Taco caption. It's ok. Don't worry about GlitterRock. Worse thing he could do is not put this caption in the GlitterDome.

gleeb
"Toss me that SPF 50. There's a full moon tonight."

Sidesk
Ric Flair's getting ready to attack...

Zee
Just saw Lin Shaye nude.

TheDiva
"My intentions are perfectly breasts--I mean, honorable."

Zee
She's so cute and innocent here that I almost feel guilty for putting her in my erotic fantasies . . . . almost.

Zee
aka "Filmdom's Least Captivating Leading Man Since Craig Sheffer"

kilroy105
"You know, Giles... this lecturne doesn't really make a good censor bar. You can *still* see my 'Ms. Pointies.'"

Zee
Hey, it's Buffy's dad, Nonentity Summers!

GlitterRock
"What do you mean you're screwing Kristy Swanson?! Hank, that's inces-- "
"Nuh-uh-uh! They retconned all that once they hired little Miss All My Children. Now Kristy's just another C-level actress with zero-genetic ties to me who still has yabbos that defy gravity."

WaffleKing
Of course I'll take care of the girls. I love Bunny.
"Buffy."
Buffy? We named our daughter BUFFY?

Gray Zombie
Ladies and Gentlemen, Sunnydale's Class of 1997

PrezGAR
The Absalom Project was our first, worst hope for a Buffy character. He failed, and was replaced by Scott Evil.

Gray Zombie
Wait a minute......Isn't he that Dalek Killer from those Doctor Who Magazine comic strips?