Zee
.oO(Can't believe I jerked off again . . . man, what is that, seven times today? . . . . maybe I should get out of bed . . . . it is my day off, after all . . . think I'll jerk off again . . .)
*ten minutes later*
.o0(god, i'm pathetic . . . can't believe I jerked off again . . . wonder if there's any mac and cheese left . . . I should get out of bed soon.)
*two hours later*
.oO (God, fell asleep again . . . what's this? Morning wood? At four in the afternoon? . . . better not waste it.)
*ten minutes later*
.oO( . . . I hate myself . . . )

TheCarolingDiva
Anyone else having college flashbacks?

Indomitus
To what? The screengrab or Zee's caption?

Trin Tragula
Hello, obvious boobies!

Zee
*slowly spreads legs*

TheCarolingDiva
And power grids across the nation blow as thousands of slashfic fans attempt to start their laptops at the same time.

daupstart
Aww. You almost want to make her a Crush just because...

GlitterBellRock
We love you, Miss Hannigan!
"Filthy Cappers."

Gray Zombie
(Punches PrezGAR in the arm)
SLUG BUG!
oh look. Vampires.
(starts punching the vampires in the arm)
SLUG BUG! SLUG BUG! SLUG BUG!.....

TheCarolingDiva
Quick, to the biographies!

Gray Zombie
Kitchen Confidential could find a new home on UPN.
"Shyeah, and PrezGAR could get rid of all Crushes but one. GlitterRock could donate all his money to worthwhile charities. YingYang could stop being a sexual pervert...."
Ok, you made your point.
"Jason could become a born again Christian. Gray Zombie could dump me as his Dream Goddess"
Ok, ok, it was stupid of me to suggest that.
"I'm not done yet. Diva could get sick of the chocolate pit....."

TheCarolingDiva
"MirandaRamsey could make a sane comment..."

Yukon GARnelius
"MeQal moving north of the Mason-Dixon line..."

Shockeye
"Shockeye could stop saying Fuck in every fucking cap he makes."

LadyLoxley
"LadyLoxley could go for younger blokes..."

Dita DuPave
"Dita could get a life..."

Zee
...Zee could stop being a stoner with an emormous package...

Indomitus
"Indomitus could balance his checkbook..."
"Oh, now you're just being stupid."