Halfreck
On a very special Buffy, the gang learns why strokes are no laughing matter.

Shockeye
"You know I've been holding out for years. It's was never really fair to him. I think I'm just gonna give in and show up on Gray's doorstep wearing nothing but whipped cream."

gleeb
*sniff* "Someone is mistreating the Social Science Index!"

Zee
Xander Harass

Shockeye
"Tits nice to see you again."

Indomitus
Hair like that demands a boomstick and a Book of the Dead.

daupstart
"Hold on. They seemed to have grown a cup size or two over night. I just want to touch them once to see if they're real, then I'll leave you alone. Promise."

Gray Zombie
Dear Miss Calender,
Thank you for the Henchwench application. As you know, this isn't the same as the Henchdude application (Too bad, so sad, bye bye). The Henchwench application actually gets read and goes through our panel of sexual perver.....I mean, our panel of experts. So, as soon as YingYang, DaUpstart, The Gray Zombie, and myself have thoroughly gone over your credentials (ie, the lingerie photos you sent), we will get back to you.
Sincerely,
GlitterRock

Gray Zombie
Wow....I mean, you know, her name's Jenny Calender....and she's in front of....a calender. Amazing. That Whedon is a genius. No, I haven't a clue as to where I'm going with this.

TheCarolingDiva
They look like the before and after ad for a plastic surgeon.

GlitterBellRock
Cordelia's in her happy, fluffy, boobie place.

Gray Zombie
Gray Zombie walks in and starts hitting the bell over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.....

TheCarolingDiva
Hey, who do I have to blow to find out where you keep the periodicals around here?

Gray Zombie
and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

gleeb
Don't make me get out the anti-tank weapon, Gray.

Gray Zombie
and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and....
Ok, I'm done.

Yukon GARnelius
*takes bell, wires it to a 10,000 volt generator, waits for unsuspecting sap to ring bell.*

Gray Zombie
I said I was done with the bell. I'm now playing with the cup and ball. You see, you try to get the ball into the cup, and if you miss the cup, it's ok because the ball is connected with a string. Watch.

I DID IT! I DID IT! I got the ball in the cup. Did you see?