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Indomitus
You know, it's just not a complete month at the CPB without at least one awkward, incestuous kiss.





GlitTurkeyRock
Normally I wanna belt him -- but I just remembered he kicked Cameron Diaz's ass in "Charlie's Angels", so he gets a free pass for that





jackrouters
Also becoming the first person in the world to find it.





cajunmagic
We meet again, Mr. Glover. Juli, honey, where's my waffle iron?





GlitTurkeyRock
A rare shot of Crispin Glover's fist not filled with his own wang.





GlitTurkeyRock
"Hey George! Way to embrace senseless violence to solve a situation! You're acceptable now! Ever thought of running for class president?"





jackrouters
A white Canadian inventing rock-and-roll. This is worse than Song of the South.





eber3
Parkinson's can be a bitch.





Sidesk
"What'll it be, Marty? Shake, Rattle and Roll?"
"Enough with the jokes already!"





jackrouters
"Get on out of here and make me."





TheDiva
"Take care of yourself. Trust me, those breasts aren't going to stay perky all by themselves."





GlitTurkeyRock
She falls flat on her back. That was when Marty realized that his mother was, in fact, Glass Joe.





YibbleGuy
. o O "I just know he's going to leave me for that slut Tracy Pollan."





leapetra
Does anyone have the right? I touch these two wires and I destroy an entire species.





tinaw
"Buy DirectTV! Here, I'll hook you up!" *bzzzzzt*





Gray Zombie
Hey....if you buy me a bottle of Jim Beam, I'll tell ya about the time I got high score on House Of Dead.



GodoHell
I am sooo relieved his McFly's not open.



GlitTurkeyRock
I'm having Starlog Theory of Marty II flashbacks! Someone get my pills!





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