BlueNothing
"That's what's wrong with you. You need kissing, and often, by someone who knows how."

PrezGAR
"I had this dream that a Cajun living in California hit me with a waffle iron."

BlueNothing
A young James Herriot bids farewell to the sweet smell of his wrist as he prepares to enter veterinary school.

Gray Zombie
Has your life gone to shit? Tired of everyone's crap?

GlitTurkeyRock
"I don't know what's worse: being stuck in a car full of shit -- or being stuck in a car with Billy Zane?"
"There's a difference?"

TheDiva
The face of a man who knows he's stuck with this running gag for the entire trilogy.

daupstart
"46 DD's? Yeah, Crisp, you gotta attack them muthafukas.... like THIS..."

TheDiva
Great, now there's going to be Reapers.

CajunFriedTofurkey
What if you went back in time and found out your mom was "Caroline in the City"?

gleeb
What if you lived your life, slowly realizing that the handsome stranger who moved you like no other, then disappeared…was your son?

TheDiva
What if you realized that the entire course of your life was determined by the ham-handed meddlings of a crazy inventor?

Zee
What if your best friend in the whole, wide world was Patricia Arquette? Would you kill yourself right away, or kill her first?

PrezGAR
What if you found out your father wasnt the nerdy guy you helped in 1955, but a talking duck from another planet?

GodoHell
What if you attempted to ask a visitor from the future about the fate of mankind, but all that came out of your mouth was a strange chittering noise?

jackrouters
What if Fox was one of us? Just a square like one of us? Just a time-traveler on a skateboard, trying to make his way home?

Gray Zombie
What if you were reading the captions for 1661, and The Gray Zombie came in to screw up the thread?

GlitTurkeyRock
What if Gray Zombie screwed up the thread, and the kid from "Family Ties" went back in time in order to change it from happening?

CajunFriedTofurkey
What if the kid from Family Ties went back in time to prevent Gray from screwing up the thread, but Rush Limbaugh said it never happened, and that he was just faking going back in time to elicit sympathy?