AlexGariepy
What would you do for a Klondike call?

gleeb
"Soon they will harvest the wheat."
"Wheat."
"Red wheat."
"Wheat."
"Fields of wheat."
"Cream of wheat."

RodRocket
.o0O(What the hell is she doing with that duck?)

KKDW
"Whoa, I had this really terrible nightmare that people where making fun of pictures of me in a movie."
"Well everything's fine now. You're safe here on the Cap-Page Board"
"THE CAP-PAGE BOARD!"

Mattteus
Back to the Future: Freddy's Revenge

PrezGAR
Ow. My eye. I'm suing you, Dr Brown. I'll take you for everything you've got. Or will have.

KKDW
"You lot, fight to the death!"

LadyLoxley
No cap, just wanted to stare a while

GlitTurkeyRock
Loxley, you know I love ya -- but I will so beat him to death with a crowbar if I get a chance. Yeeesh!

CajunFriedTofurkey
Hell, I'd smack him upside the head with a small appliance just for "Willard". Then, I'm going after his dad for...well, his entire career!

LadyLoxley
Glitter, Cajun, not just yet, eh?

GlitTurkeyRock
Loxley -- goin' with the flow. I like that
That bought you an extra day with him. After that, cajun and I get to perform a piece called "Duet For Two With Waffle Iron and Crowbar."

CajunFriedTofurkey
I hate to be on the receiving end of the crowbar, boss, but doesn't "duet" imply "two"?

GlitTurkeyRock
Yeah: you and I performing the duet on Crispin Glover. You with your aforementioned 'small appliance' and me with the crowb--

you know, this caption's gotten way more complicated than it ought to be. I'm sorry. DAMMIT, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! *smacks Crispin Glover*

CajunFriedTofurkey
Yes, but, you see, the phrase "duet for-- AH! Just give me the damn waffle iron!
*smacks Crispin over the head*
Now, to find Bruce Glover. And John Glover, time permitting (don't care for his Lionel Luthor and his making me confuse him with John C. McGinley.)

GodoHell
(OK. Let's see if we can simplify.)

"I don't know why she's lying naked on our Twister mat, but she said her name's Loxley and she's ready to play if you are."

(Now I'm simply ill...but only at the thought of a naked Crispin Glover.)

Gray Zombie
(Gray Zombie walks in and stands beside Crispin, looking on)
What's going on?
"Well, Gray, Loxley wants to take me to her place and come up with several sexual moves that you and Charisma haven't come up with yet....."
Doubt that, but go on.
"Right now, she's stopping Glitter and Cajun from beating me with those objects of theirs. Gleeb is complaining about the price of the soda, GoDo just made himself sick, and Zee isn't too thrilled about John Turturro being in the shot."
Oh.....looks like I'm not needed to screw up this thread. Say, does this place serve roast duck?
(Lea Thompson runs out crying)
Was it something I said?

TheDiva
I'd just like to point out that with this caption, the thread now has nothing whatsoever to do with the screengrab. Thank you.