GlitterRock
"Captain, we need you to return to the Star Trek universe."
"Really?? I've written about this moment for years ... but I never expected it'd actually happen!"
JurassicPork
"With your technology, you couldn't have engineered a better looking rug for me?"
AntiHero
Conan's TV screen interviews look better than this.
GlitterRock
Hey, it's my new Captain Kirk bobblehead doll!
Cyberbeast
"Damn it, can somebody animate my arms please, my nose itches!"
JurassicPork
THE HASBEEN SIMS.
elKapitan
"You.. idiots are doing.. a terrible job.. ofbringingmeback!"
GlitterRock
"Have they Brought me Back, yet?"
TheDiva
BringBackKirk'sNeck.com
The_Gray_Zombie
They brought me back to ask to include more elves.
ArchHallJr
Smarm. PIXELIZED!
Cyberbeast
"Oh my god, his head, it's on backwards!"
"Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was this big!"
Dita DuPave
"I wonder if that cheesecake is as badly made as I am."
AntiHero
*wanders around the ship like Pac-Man*
elKapitan
"What do ya mean Randy Jackson could beat me in an eating contest? I'll waste 'em like a bottle o' Scotch!"