GlitterRock
a) solving the formula for cold fusion
b) recalculating the nature of space-time
c) coming up with a way to turn lead into gold
d) thinking about dick?

GlitterRock
"I am KOO KOO for Cocoa Puffs!"

GlitterRock
*skeptical* Are you guys SURE those're implants?

YingYang
This is on DVD, isn't it?!

BlakHat1
So is her honeymoon! Too bad she has Hepatitis..

YingYang
"Be with ya in a sec! This Massengil's being a fucker!"

BlakHat1
Oh, NOW you play it shy! Anna Nicole's got everything you've got, and MORE! Much, much MORE! Maybe too much MORE!

Indomitus
What? Oh, there are words there!

GlitterRock
Boba, meet Booba.

WaffleKing
This credit sequence is like reliving the happiest times of my puberty over, and over again.

daupstart
* The credits bounce in unison *

cajunmagic
So nice of Todd to agree to be billed second so that the credits form a natural curve for Pam's boobs to fit in.

TheDiva
Why am I not surprised that this was entirely financed by men?

GlitterRock
I'm also guessing that the piece of meat on the left has been pounded more than the one on the right....

daupstart
"[YOU - WILL - BE - ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE - IS - FUTILE.]"
"Oh, well, can you give me big boobs too? Bigger than that Barb Wire bitch?"
"[....SIGHHH... OK SURE - WHY - NOT.]"

Indomitus
Oh no! She blew up the... mattress? What is that thing?

DarkestPerk
"That thing" is a mattress.
Movie logic says if you outline a door on a wall with explosive foam, then push a mattress up against it to "absorb the blast", you get a perfect doorway cut through the mattress as well.

Clearly, I've seen this movie more than once...which is probably a few too many times...

gleeb
Sealy at the Edge of Forever.