SweetHeart666
January's Prison Bitch of the Month: Anthony "Frutti" Tutti

GlitTerrorRock
"That's my brother dancing! When we were little kids, his pee-pee was much smaller!"

HowlingMadShad
Who the hell invited Mickey Mouse to a bachelorette party?!?

TheMaskedDiva
Terminator 4: Rise of the G-Strings

GlitTerrorRock
"It was at the Chippendales in Sun Valley that my old enemy the Master was finally put on stage. They say he listened calmly as he was described by the slapstick-emcee and introduced. Then he made his last -- and I thought, somewhat curious, request. He demanded that I, the Doctor, a rival Time Lord, should pay $30 to let him grind in my lap.

... It was a request I should never have granted."

Mattteus
Diva's Bachelorette Party - A Colt Studios Exclusive

TheMaskedDiva
80s Hair: The Movie!

GlitTerrorRock
Chunkhead's got his own personal Romulan bodyguard!

AlexGariepy
"I drive for JAY-SUS!"

ChaosWolf1982
Someone stole this man's ass.

GlitTerrorRock
And now.... Chippendance! *thudduda-thudduda-thudduda-thudduda*

gleeb
It took five people to write "Some guys dance around, stripping."?

cajunmagic
aaaaaaand SATAN!

GlitTerrorRock
If they were really the best boys, shouldn't they have been up on stage shaking their moneymakers like the other guys?

GlitTerrorRock
Thank you, Rabbi Levi, for performing all the circumcisions on our dancers.

cajunmagic
Stop me if you've heard this: Four Jews and a Hindi walk into a Chippendale's.

TheMaskedDiva
What about the cooks?

cajunmagic
..."Mrs. Chippendale's"