Zee
They better poke some holes or he'll explode in the microwave.

ChaosWolf1982
A bodybuilder getting assraped by a shemale midget?

... dammit this is why I told you guys that Internet-based A.I. auto-capper was a bad idea. All it ever does is pick up weird fetish porn.

WhoTheWhatNow
"The end."
*gets pelted with eggs*

SweetHeart666
November Prison Bitch of the Month: Thomas Turkée

ChaosWolf1982
That's either a fleshtone speedo, or this man has the sexual geography of a Ken doll.

Mattteus
This is about as sexy as the movie Powder

RodRocket
Diva? Phone call for you! A Mr. Peter Johnson....

AgentGhouldy
Diva? Another phone call for you! A Mr. Rod Dick....

Granamyr1
Diva? Do you know a Mr. Ron Jeremy? Says he has a message for you.

GlitTerrorRock
Diva? There's a overseas call for you from a Mr. Won Hung Wang....

TheLurker
Diva, there's a John Thomas from England calling...

cajunmagic
Diva, do you know a Dick McBigsnake?

Mattteus
There's a penis on the phone for you... wait I think I got the joke wrong

ChaosWolf1982
There's an Asian gentleman waiting for you on Line 2, miss. A Mr. Su Pah Dong.

TheMaskedDiva
Could you all take some messages? I'm on the line with a Hugh J. Caulk.

Sidesk
"I'm sorry, Sir, you'll have to interview just like everyone else."

AgentGhouldy
"Looks like a penis -- only smaller."
(Yeah, it's an old line, but I'm still using it.)

GlitTerrorRock
"Pardon me, ma'am, but you have a call from a Mr. Thic--"
"No! No more calls! We've already been through this joke anyway."