GlitTerrorRock
"I had a pretty mind before Diva's Batchelorette Party!!"

GlitTerrorRock
"... ... ... ... ... those CPB cappers are fucked in the head."

Indomitus
Hey, can we get a little slack on her lapel mic?

HowlingMadShad
Wow, is she balancing a screengrab on her thumb?

DiscoBoy
"She that Grandma Moses bitch? Yeah, she can suck my left one."

YibbleGuy
If she's really a Makeup Artist, you'd think she could have done a better job with her oldest daughter's ....

TheMaskedDiva
What kind of stunts does a romantic comedy need, anyway?

TheMaskedDiva
Elegant Dining Room Sets!

TheMaskedDiva
See, a guy like this is like a present that's all wrapping and no gift. It's fun for like thirty seconds but after that you wish you actually had something.

GlitTerrorRock
He went to RADA, didn't he?

AlexGariepy
...Pffffffffffffthahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

SweetHeart666
December Prison Bitch of the Month: Santa Ballz

GlitTerrorRock
"OOOOH! I'll get even with you, Yahweh!"

TheMaskedDiva
It's a "Karate Kid" bachelorette party!

Cyberbeast
"And tonight on 20/20, a very...special report from John Stossel."

GlitTerrorRock
"And how do you spell that?"
"Dude, it's your own name!"

TheMaskedDiva
*signs autograph with dick*

Indomitus
How's he do that, Diva? Is he a pencil-dick?