BATCHELORETTE PARTY CAPTIONS
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DiscoBoy
An exciting scene from "Showgirls 2: Showboys".





HowlingMadShad
69... you're doing it wrong.





RodRocket
No, adding an edge of White-Out won't make 'em look French manicured.

Pedicured.

Whatever you call it.





GlitTerrorRock
The flashing hands denotes a DVD easter-egg.... in this case, a 7m12s apology from Hugh Jackman.





DiscoBoy
o/~ "Go clitoris, it's your birthday! I'm gonna stroke you like it's your birthday!" o/~





TheMaskedDiva
"What do you mean, not interested? I'm Hugh fuckin' Jackman! And I'm in LEATHER!"





GlitTerrorRock
"Don't worry: the finger will grow back. Healing factor, yanno?"





GlitTerrorRock
"Here we are, then! London! Earth! The Solar System! We did it!! Jackie! Mickey, blimey!"





HowlingMadShad
"Y'know... if you follow me back to my place I'll give you super sex!"
"Really? What kind of soup?"





Indomitus
I kind of see an indentation in her chest. Is it supposed to be cleavage?





TheMaskedDiva
"Seriously, this is the worst romantic comedy relationship I've been in--and I've been cast opposite Meg Ryan!"





HowlingMadShad
This screengrab alone has met and exceeded this gallery's neck-sinew quota.





DiscoBoy
"Who do I have to fuck around here to get Kentucky a national championship?"





GlitTerrorRock
Ellen Barkin *IS* Martha Stewart!





gleeb
Jimmy Smits





GlitTerrorRock
"C'mon! Wassamatta? Am I too much Tomei for you t'handle??"



GlitTerrorRock
*snikt!*


"AW DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN!"



cajunmagic
"That's from Cajun, for making him sit through 'Bone Collector'."
" THAT WAS ANGELINA JOLIE!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong house."





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