BATCHELORETTE PARTY CAPTIONS
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GodoHell
Well, her face does look like a catcher's mitt...





cajunmagic
According to Celebrity Sleuth, her measurements are 38-23-37. Sleep tight, kids.





Indomitus
At this age, that first 38 would be length.





ChaosWolf1982
Wait... Why did I not recognize her at first? Callahan's one of my few real Crushes...

...Oh, wait... no ballsy attitude or great knockers being flaunted in tight uniform shirts. That explains it.





Mattteus
...I miss 80s porn
well, 80s straight porn, 80s gay porn sucks ass.. and not in a good way





GodoHell








GlitTerrorRock
Diva's Batchelorette Party was made possible by a grant from Kellogg's, who urges you to explore the joys of marriage and breakfast cereals.

Funding for the gallery was also provided by the Corporation for Page-Boarding (CPB), the Institute for Yahtzee Theory, the Society for the Preservation of Spanish Rice, the Carnegie Corporation of New York, and the financial support of Someone Like You.





GodoHell
SSSUDIO S

Phil Collins LIVE





gleeb
Beauty B'zar with Robert Z'Dar!





GlitTerrorRock
"Morning, Captain Amazing."
*nods* "Wolverine."





gleeb
"Sorry, but I'm still getting past my feelings for Roy Kinnear."





Zee
Is there anything more majestic or awe-inspiring than a Greg Kinnear Performance?





AlexGariepy
Asshole wanted?





TheMaskedDiva
"Saaaaaay, nice elbow!"





Indomitus
That's high-falutin' talk for "commence ta f*ckin."





GlitTerrorRock
"... ... ... ... How exactly am I supposed to sing out of this??"



AlexGariepy
Remember to get your best Beefcakes from your local Meat Market!



TheMaskedDiva
If she moves her arm a fraction, this movie automatically gets bumped up to an R rating.





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