TheMaskedDiva
Her boobs have lazy eye!

ChaosWolf1982
Ladies and gentlemen, the only great cleavage in this gallery not created by a pair of huge romance-novel-cover-guy mantitties.

Sidesk
Yeah, this doesn't perpetuate the idea that women are all crazy bitches at all.

Mattteus
*reverse angle shows Allen Iverson Shrine*

HowlingMadShad
I don't care HOW horny you are... she starts making THAT face and it's time to find your pants.

HowlingMadShad
Buddy, a piece of advice. Well-fitting boxers should NOT give you camel-toe.

DiscoBoy
This is eye rape.

ChaosWolf1982
Andrew Dice Clay, not something I wanted to see today.

Dita DuPave
Andrew Dice Clay, the man who makes my uterus turn to ice.

Sidesk
...beggars can't be choosers.

GodoHell
*looks over shoulder*
*grabs "Do not disturb" sign from doorknob*
*covers area*
*notices he has it backwards, so that sign says "Please service"*
*hangs it on by now erect member*

Indomitus
Congrats, Godo, you now have enough plot for a "comedy" movie. Here's 40 million dollars.

TheMaskedDiva
"Whoops--THESE aren't the pictures of my new niece!"

Mattteus
Condoms? How do you expect a PUMAT when we're wearing condoms?

DiscoBoy
Is Oscar Wilde quantum leaping now?

ChaosWolf1982
"I has a full bukkit."
...
"Bukkit is no full ennymor."

DiscoBoy
This is just like my prom picture. Except for the chick, because they wouldn't talk to me.

PrezGARgoyle
Last name Sparrow?