GlitTerrorRock
Date going a little cold? Just tell her the flying elves are back. Pure 100% panty-peeler, my friend.

TheMaskedDiva
Awright! Now we can get this party started!

AgentGhouldy
Johnny... Depp's... naked... ass...
Just then, Coakley runs in with a bushel basket of smelling salts to revive all the capper ladies.

LadyLoxley
Must...not...flick...rubber...bands...at...arse...

Dita DuPave

Halfreck
You better shake what your momma gave you boy or you'll be severely punished!!!!

cajunmagic
Porch swing! PORCH SW--ah, fuckit!

GlitTerrorRock
"I will have VEN-geance! I will have SAL-VA-tion!!"
"... oh... my... god...."

Zee
That's nothing Tim Burton hasn't seen 800 times before.

ChaosWolf1982
Minion, fetch my poking fork.
"The big one, boss?"
Of course.

RodRocket
Oh, just enjoy it....

AgentGhouldy
Well, if you insist.

TheMaskedDiva
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What? I can still LOOK, right?

Dita DuPave
*smacks it*

TheLurker
*grabs, goes "HONK HONK"*
"Lurker!"
Sorry, Johnny!

GlitTerrorRock
o/` -- And I'm TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET!
Lookin' at Johnny Depp's wang!
Like a DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS!
Can't take my eyes off his thang! o/`

Mattteus
Man she's built for a woman.

AlexGariepy
This party bares all for everyone to see, whether you like it, love it, or otherwise!