Granamyr1
"So, how long before Diva gets plastered and wears her panties on her head?"

TheMaskedDiva
What is it with people wanting to get me drunk before I get married?

GlitTerrorRock
I've no idea, Diva.
*ordering another Kamikaze for the bride-to-be*

GlitTerrorRock
Honey, with those I think you can risk going in the deep end.

AgentGhouldy
I never could understand why Ann Landers didn't use this photo in her newspaper column.

What? Judy Landers?

Still...

Zee
Tim Thomerson: Chakra-Aligning Waiter For The US Navy...

YibbleGuy
Lindsay Crouse and Rob Morrow face off in an over-underacting competition for the ages.

RodRocket
Dr. Phil's summer job: lifeguard.

gleeb
"I had a third one, but it made the suit fit funny, so I had it removed."

weirdonedotcom
I draw a little heart on my chest to show you my tits, and how much I love you, but mostly my tits.

TheMaskedDiva
"Want a little Captain Jack in you?"

GlitTerrorRock
That's funny, Diva: John Barrowman was saying the same thing to Johnny just a few minutes ago

RodRocket
k.d. lang is amused!

RodRocket
Tommy and Cheech simply waited too long to make another movie.

AlexGariepy
Holy crap... the Gauls are attacking! *hides*

Indomitus
I think the tree just kicked him in the nads.

TheMaskedDiva
"Thank you, but we'll be going with Johnny Depp for Sweeney."

RodRocket
Mother Teresa's secret love affair with Stella Stevens, only in this week's STAR!