TheMaskedDiva
Wait, I thought this was MY party! Bring on the men!

Granamyr1
The Capper batchelorettes prepare to get wet. Sadly, none of the Capper bachelors have been invited.

DiscoBoy
Now, this looks like a party waiting to be crashed...

GlitTerrorRock
The film which wisely hitched its wagon to Rob Morrow's meteoric rising star and tossed a bone to that Depp kid by letting him appear as the wacky horndog-best friend -- 'cause let's face it, when's he gonna get another role in a movie?

Granamyr1
You think this bridesmaid's outfit is too much?

GlitTerrorRock
A friendly reminder from the CPB: October 13 is Do Your Cleavage A Favor Day.

AgentGhouldy
Who the Hector Elizondo thought we'd want to see this guy at a bachelorette party?

GlitTerrorRock
If Hector Elizondo is not available (though why wouldn't he be?), feel free to use a form-and-fit Billy Crystal with attachable beard as a suitable replacement.

AgentGhouldy
Yyyyeah, I could've gone my entire life without seeing Sharon Gless sunbathing.

GlitTerrorRock
"... hey! Isn't that Johnny Depp from 'Nightmare On Elm Street??"
"I can tell you're doing that, Johnny."

TheMaskedDiva
Johnny conceals his smile, knowing he'll be the only one with a career after this.

AgentGhouldy
Oh, I don't know, Ed Norton's had a pretty good -- what? Rob Morrow? Oh. Yeah, never mind, then.

DiscoBoy
"Psst. I'll show you my Ed Wood if you show me your Northern Exposure."

Mattteus
Hey can someone get me a plastic bag or something? I can't keep carrying these things around y'know.

GlitTerrorRock
Still wearing the expression of a man who woke up in Barry Corbin's bed with no clothes on.

ChaosWolf1982
(points gun at her)
Alright, lady, hands up!

AgentGhouldy
*Lady raises her hands, two more are still covering her jubblies*
Dammit! Never fails. I go to rob someone, and she turns out to be Vishnu.

GlitTerrorRock
Amber Lynn and Jerry Hall go out strumpeting.