GlitterRock
That's one ambitious pizza dough!
GlitterRock
"Mr. Kalba is waiting for you in the foyer, sir."
"Thanks, Hadji-- oops, sorry. That was a bit racist, wasn't it?"
"Not at all, sir. My name IS Hadji!"
"Really? What a stroke of luck!"
"Not really, sir. Everyone who works here is named 'Hadji.'"
"What, everyone? Isn't that a bit... weird?"
"No, sir. This is 'The Hadji Bar', after all."
GlitterRock
NASA RELEASES SHOCKING NEW MARS PHOTOS!!
GlitterRock
"I will take over the world... with THIS!"
"What, the world's smallest ice-cream bar?"
"Yes, Mr. Bond. The world's smallest ice-cream bar!"
TheDiva
"I will take over the world...with THIS!"
"A tiny remote control?"
tinaw
"I will take over the world . . . with THIS!"
"A cellphone belt clip?"
Shockeye
"I shall take over the world...with this!"
"A small spatula?"
Cyberbeast
"I will take over the world...with THIS!"
"A small black dildo?"
klutzka
"It's called "The Playstation memory card" Mr Bond!
...and I intend to rule the WORLD with them!!!"
JohnSteed
"Well, this is as suave as I get. Any Capper's Crushes yet?"
GlitterRock
"You've got a little something right there...."
"What?"
"Nothing." (wiping at corner of mouth)
"What??"
"Nothing."
TheDiva
Since when was Eliza Dushku a Bond girl?
TheDiva
James confronts the PUMAT of Sarah Michelle Gellar, Beyonce, and Jennifer Lopez.
daupstart
Knowing that his date is completely blind, James downs her drink too.
elKapitan
"Mr. Bond, I introduce you to Lara Croft, Tomb Raider."