JAMES BOND CAPTIONS - PAGE SIXTY-ONE





RodRocket
"You can't fool me, Cubby! I KNOW I used to be Jack Lord!"


GlitterRock
"What's that? A teleportation experiment? With BAD insect-control?? I am *so* there!"


BlakHat1
On second thought, keep it. I'll get a new one.


GlitterRock
Another senseless top hat/chicken hit-and-run.....


NurseNoir
A little somethin' for the LAAAAAADIEEEEES!!!


gleeb
When you can do this, Grasshopper, I'll know to get the restraints.


BlakHat1
Sebulba's body double


Coakley
"This never happened to the other... no wait."


PrezGAR
"I must be clean and well groomed before I compete in The Cannonball Run."


GlitterRock
Finally .... a Bond movie that's not afraid to take us through the tedium of the leading man's morning ablutions!


JurassicPork
"Here I come, Sean!"
.oO Oh, damn. I thought the casting director talked to Tina about that! Oo.


Shockeye
*lil Bond-in-the-bath fart*


Shockeye
Who's been wiping boogers on the artifacts again?


elKapitan
"Hey Uday, way to rape that dissenter's wife and two daughters in front of his entire family! Ha ha ha ha!!! I've never been more honored to be your brother. Oh no. Not here, not now......"


GlitterRock
"PUH-LEEZE Uday, what's the worst that could happen to us??"







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