GlitterRock
"... and dear Lord, please let me get more viewers watching my talk show, Monday-Friday, 11:05 central on ABC. Amen. And now: nuns on trampolines!"
GlitterRock
Say.... isn't that the guy who sits inside your head, lives among the dead, sees you in your bed, and eats you when you're sleeping?
PrezGAR
No, it was a typo on a certain bedroom down on Epsilon 3. "Zathras name misspelled on Zathras bedroom. That why Zathras have no luck with women."
DiscoBoy
If you say it three times, he'll show up and hassle you to no end. Worse than Beetlejuice, even!
gleeb
That's not a city, it's a bad Scrabble hand.
LongLiveRock
Tonight's Guest Waiter: Fez from That 70's Show
GlitterRock
"My wife and I would like to shtart with an order of Mozzarella Shticks..."
LongLiveRock
Are you just going to shoot me, cause I'm prettier than you!
RodRocket
"Would you like to shoot me now, or wait 'til you get home?"
tinaw
"Are you sure you want to shoot me? Or would you rather shoot what's behind door number 2?"
JohnSteed
"You can shoot me, but you'll never know the location of the other Smothers Brother!"
gleeb
But if you shoot me, who will help Roy Scheider catch that shark?
GlitterRock
"I'll shoot you, Kincaid, then *I'LL* get to be the manager of the Partridge Family!"
Cyberbeast
"You can shoot me, but who's going to play Race Bannon in the live action Johnny Quest movie?"
elKapitan
"You can shoot me Herr Bond, but as a German I can tell you there are better vays to make me talk."