klutzka
Where do I start with this one, here goes...
(cue Benny Hill music) *Pat, pat, pat, pat*
elKapitan
"All I asked for was a frickin' wheelchair with a frickin' helicopter attached to it- oh wait, that's what this IS! KEWL!!"
Cyberbeast
'That's it,' Stephen Hawking thought. 'This is the last time I fly coach.'
TheDiva
Wow, Professor Xavier really tricked out his ride!
GlitterRock
"Alright, that'll be $14.52. Will that be cash, check or charge?"
Trin Tragula
Gonzalez; assassin, and some-time master of the cleavage peek.
daupstart
"Look everyone! It's Poke - ahantus!"
"[Hahahahahaha!]"
"Yeah, haha, very funny assholes..."
daupstart
"Ok, I took that little blue pill with Papa Smurf on it, Upstart. Now wh..... Oh... oh my, I'm feeling sort of.... tingly..."
tinaw
"Bond! Say my name!"
JohnSteed
Jennifer Connelly suffers a 404 error.
GlitterRock
"Hello, my name is Melina Havelock."
Hmm. That's not really a Bond Girl-type of name.
"Oh, well my nickname at university was 'Swordswallower.'"
Good enough!
BitShifter
.oO More screen time than Gerry Anderson ever gave me... got to make it count...
JohnSteed
They make such a big damn deal out of that advertisement for Goldeneye 007 they sent with Nintendo Power!
YibbleGuy
Cue Sheena Easton screeching notes that only dogs can hear ...
GlitterRock
"You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new. I never felt until I looked at you."
"Um...uh... thank you, Q."