BOOGEYMEN - THE KILLER COMPILATION CAPTIONS
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Zee
Young man, you put that tongue away, I want a nice picture for grandma.



WaffleKing
The lead singer from Blues Traveler?



GlitTerrorRock
Are... are they talking about that Paris Hilton-video again?



RodRocket
Two seconds more, and it would have been G.



gleeb
.oO I'm just going to hold my breath until they come up with a flix fact for me! Oo.



Zee
We now return to Lesbians on the Rag...



TheMaskedDiva
And it shows.



gleeb
Well, they sure didn't spend extra on dental care.


WaffleKing
Wow, his smile is worse than Geena Davis's. Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio.



GlitTerrorRock
Paid contributor to Bush/Cheney '04



GlitTerrorRock
Likes: torture, giving back-massages, chin-rascals, "Lost," Jose Cuervo, big breasts, peanut butter.
Dislikes: remote-control garage doors, waitresses who call him "honey," Frank's sauerkraut, women with "intimacy issues," the Dutch.



RodRocket
"Zippy? Who the hell is Zippy?"



Zee
TO A 99 ¢ BIN NEAR YOU!


TheMaskedDiva
You're assuming this one was great...


WaffleKing
So if you could just throw those in the garbage for us too, that would be great. Thanks.





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