WaffleKing
All taken from dead puppies.

THE RED X
Do we really need to see tighty whiteys with a big freaking urine stain?

GlitTerrorRock
"It's not urine, it's butter, thankyouverymuch!"
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"I didn't really help my case by admitting that, did I?"

gleeb
Well, can you blame them, given the movie's blatant anti-sauna propaganda?

RodRocket
It was dubbed into French by the same actor who dubbed the voice of Jerry Lewis, so of course, the French embraced it wholeheartedly, wiping tears away with croissants while watching, leaving baguettes, stinky cheese and bottles of wine beneath the screen after each showing.

RodRocket
The hobo later filed an unsuccessful lawsuit against Craven for copyright infringement.

Zee
That disfigured hobo's name? Big Stupid.

TheMaskedDiva
His credit card had been declined yet again and he needed to think up something for some quick cash.

gleeb
Despite asking for a clean fork, the waiter kept bringing him knives.

Indomitus
The idea came to him as he was stabbing the waitress.

Zee
...spawning lunchboxes, breakfast cereals, sleeping bags, and a successful line of baby care products.

THE RED X
Got his ass kicked by Jason.

TheMaskedDiva
100 maniacs? That must've been a hell of a conception.

GlitTerrorRock
Likes: women who get off on burn victims, horror conventions, Cheetos, his George Foreman Grill, redheads, "America's Next Top Model."
Dislikes: writing Father's Day cards for 100 maniacs, Heather Langenkamp, dairy products, spray-painted graffiti, Sand People, George Bush.

WaffleKing
As long as it isn't 10,000 Maniacs. They fell apart after thier lead singer left and started her solo career.

GlitTerrorRock
Julie Strain walks out of the breast-enlargement office and swears she'll never return again.

SweetHeart666
Det. Yemana made one too many pots of crappy coffee and, well...

GlitTerrorRock
Next on 'Quincy M.D.,' Sam gets targeted by The Paperclip Serial Killer!