GlitTerrorRock
"Ok... how about a 'G' then?"

gleeb
Jack Valenti was quoted as saying "there were a few too many loveseats made from human and animal bones for our liking."

TheMaskedDiva
Hell, this image alone is worth NC-17.

Indomitus
Gunnar Hanson... the result of an unholy union between Gunnar Nelson and the band Hanson.

RodRocket
He's also a bounty hunter and a gourmet chef. As well as a collector of Hummel figurines, and is really a Hungarian woman in disguise. And a Mormon.

Zee
The Texas Wedgie Massacre

SweetHeart666
...and "What The F**K?!?"

gleeb
Hooper really had his heart set on The Philadelphia Story, but Katharine Hepburn, who owned the rights to the name, was putting together a slasher movie of her own with that title.

AntiHero
ASTROS! WOOOOOOO!

GlitTerrorRock
Likes: a nice flowery frock, growing roses, the Riddler, Proust, killing and eating his victims, "The View."
Dislikes: chainsaws that run out of gas at the worst time, hot dogs, being mistaken for Joan Rivers, babies in movie theaters, when his thong rides up.

GlitTerrorRock
Finally, a performance by Justin Guarini I can be entertained by!

PrezGARgoyle
"Carlito's been blinded? Das not cool. And if I could see, I'd spit an apple at you."

GlitTerrorRock
Not to be confused with ViewMaster.

GlitTerrorRock
Likes: taking the souls of those he grants wishes to, sucking on a woman's lower lip when they kiss, Chicken In A Biskets, fireworks, foreplay, "CSI Miami."
Dislikes: being confused with Cabbage Head, folks who "wish for a million more wishes," hard water.

TheMaskedDiva
What if the mortal wishes for their soul NOT to be stolen, hmmm?

ChaosWolf1982
Ancient evil ghoul... takes on human appearance...
Joan Rivers?

Indomitus
Name: Wishmaster
Bust: 34 Waist: 30 Hips: 38
Height: 6' 3" Weight: 243 lbs
Birthdate: unknown
Birthplace: Burbank, CA
Ambitions: To steal every soul on the planet by my 5000th birthday. To visit Milan again.
Turn-ons: Eyes, legs, the souls of gullible, trusting young art admirers
Turnoffs: Being locked inside a statue
Place I'd like to travel: Machu Pichu
Favorite music: Soul, of course

Zee
Is most often seen direct-to-video.