BOOGEYMEN - THE KILLER COMPILATION CAPTIONS
- PAGE TEN -




elKapitan
He also found the store-bought Neve Campbell in the same store...



GlitTerrorRock
... which itself was inspired by the many Edvard Munch-captions made by Cappers over the years. Quite a juicy 'lil paradox, innit?



SweetHeart666
"What am I wearing? I'm..."



GlitTerrorRock
... and drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.



GlitTerrorRock
Which is a lot of time, considering she has virtually no ass to wash off.



TheMaskedDiva
They're really scraping for trivia here, aren't they?



gleeb
"Ms Campbell? You've been in there an awfully long time. Anything wrong?"
"No, uh, I'm just washing thoroughly."



ChaosWolf1982
Footage of that washing, in fact, is one of the hidden Easter Egg bonuses on the DVD.



Zee
And that was just on the set of Three to Tango with Matthew Perry!



Zee
Drew Barrymore turned down a part? The same woman who made Batman Forever and 50 First Dates?



GlitTerrorRock
Likes: killing beautiful teenage girls, freak-dancing, watercolors, debating on IMDB.COM message-boards, surfing.
Dislikes: high school, the WB, Shannon Elizabeth, Ewoks, women with mustaches, Edvard Munch.


TheMaskedDiva
Inspired a lot of bad Halloween costume knock-offs



AntiHero
Bored to a yawn by EVERYTHING



YibbleGuy
Alanis Morrisette experiences a problem slightly more distressing than a black fly in her Chardonnay.



gleeb
And these are people who eat black pudding, for goodness' sake.



Indomitus
Due to graphic scenes of Ron Jeremy sitting up.


Zee
"Oh, man, these were my dress pants!"


YibbleGuy
The ratings board denied Hooper's application because of "your utter inability to spell 'Toby' correctly."





Previous Boogeymen Page

Next Boogeymen Page




BACK TO THE GLITTERDOME!!