BOOGEYMEN - THE KILLER COMPILATION CAPTIONS
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PrezGARgoyle
So, Chucky's a PUMAT?



Zee
*Pac-Man hovers across screen, eating dots*



THE RED X
Often seen with Barbie at several hot spots.



GlitTerrorRock
Likes: Jennifer Tilly, Barbie, Skipper, the Bratz, killing, shopping on QVC, "Passions," slow-dancing.
Dislikes: ebay, breast-implants, Chris O'Donnell, the deficit, Mondays.



GlitTerrorRock
Thereby guaranteeing he'll burn in Hell forever.



TheMaskedDiva
Come on, Glitter, he was also Professor Flitwick AND a Gringott's goblin! Surely that earns him some plus points on the karma factor...



THE RED X
Maker of a bitchin cereal



GlitTerrorRock
Likes: his pot of gold, women's manicured toes, his pot of gold, green eyes, his pot of gold, swimming, his pot of gold, bonzai trees.
Dislikes: people who steal his pot of gold, kids after his lucky charms, the war in Iraq, rude people, wrong numbers, pizza, bad kissers.



AntiHero
Known to inhabit outer space and 'da hood.



gleeb
Likes boot-making very much.



Indomitus
Favorite Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People


ArchHellJr
Once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.



PrezGARgoyle
Favorite Holiday: Arbor Day, surprisingly.



PrezGARgoyle
"911 Opera, what is your Phantom Emergency?"



Indomitus
What a coincidence. I don't think they used actors for the other parts, either.



WaffleKing
Close relative to Witchy-Boots and Mummy Butt.


Zee
But Marvin Gaye, Sr, took that title.


ChaosWolf1982
But it was more often called the "Oh god my balls!" mask.





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