BOOGEYMEN - THE KILLER COMPILATION CAPTIONS
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emmapeel
Well wouldn't you?? I mean come on, I don't blame these so called monsters. You screw with them they are going to give some back!



GlitTerrorRock
Likes: 70s rock, rainy nights, camping, collecting stamps, killing teens who leave him for dead after horrible car accidents.
Dislikes: Teens who leave him for dead after horrible car accidents, Nazis, durn smoochers, "Scrubs."



SweetHeart666
"TRUST THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN, MUTHAFUKKA!"



TheMaskedDiva
Paul McGann called, he wants his hair back.



Zee
Colin Farrell called, he wants his vibe back.



Indomitus
Pauly Shore called... I don't know what he wanted. I hung up.



Zee
Is he about to bite off Illiana Douglas's cheek?



TheMaskedDiva
Paolo Retardo? I love that guy!



ArchHellJr
He later went on to do such distinguished films as "Young Hercules" and "Riverworld"...



RodRocket
The Good and The Bad were forced to rely on charitable donations and performing street mime for their money.



WaffleKing
Not to be confused with the Fuglys, or the Pug-Fuglys.


GlitTerrorRock
Likes: brunettes, Seattle grunge music, holding hands in the rain, fulfilling his insatiable need to kill, puppies.
Dislikes: Sting talking about the fucking rainforest, "American Dad," girlfriends who cheat, crime, frisbees.



PrezGARgoyle
No one wants to see his drawings.



Indomitus
He's possessed by a bunch of Eli Wallachs?



tinaw
Spends his days making fun of American Idol hopefuls.



GlitTerrorRock
Makes annoying "boop bleep burp beep BUZZZZ" sounds.


Gray Zombie
Wait a minute....all the Star Trek series took place in the future.


Zee
...having sex with each other would be hilarious to watch.





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