BOOGEYMEN - THE KILLER COMPILATION CAPTIONS
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Indomitus
...and Slim Jims.



GlitTerrorRock
Ohhh.... like Naomi Campbell!



Mattteus
Tree? Tree??... No, keep going, just wanted to make sure I heard that right...



gleeb
Plus, she's named after the plant from which we get tea. Hard to be scared of someone you can pour hot water over and serve to your grandmother.



GlitTerrorRock
Likes: the blood of newborn babies, "Caddyshack," having her hair played with, buying shoes, George Clooney.
Dislikes: talking about her time caring for the Muppet Babies, "SuperNanny," smokers, cellphones, 800-numbers.



GlitTerrorRock
Sometimes the Porcelain God demands sacrifice.



Dita DuPave
Oh, Dita passed out again in her dorm room.



TheMaskedDiva
Because accidents NEVER hapen on a movie set. Just ask Brandon Lee.



ArchHellJr
Vic Morrow can give you the lowdown as well.



PrezGARgoyle
"Cut! Sarah, give Linda back her rack, or the CGI Scooby does more than just fart at you."



RodRocket
Yeah? So was Shatner. What's your point?



GlitTerrorRock
Casting Director: "And what are some of your previous roles, Mr. Watson."
"Iago, Prospero, Henry V, ....Fisherman ...., Shylock-- "
"I'm sorry, what was that after 'Henry V?'"
(sigh) "'Fisherman.'"



TheMaskedDiva
I question the notion that Freddie Prinze Jr. "stars" in anything. Or that he reads.



ChaosWolf1982
The cameraman... is freaking awesome for getting this shot.



RodRocket
The screenwriter was a Doctor, not a Moon Shuttle Conductor.



THE RED X
Random vampire check. You got any vampires in there that need slaying?


PrezGARgoyle
Everyone who thinks they're talented just because they had a show run on two networks, raise their hands.


WaffleKing
Woo! Put 'em on the glass, baby!





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