ChaosWolf1982
A better choice that their original tagline idea: "Come Look At Our Big Shiny Balls!"

Mattteus
Dad wasn't kidding when he said it was going to hurt him more than it'll hurt me.

tinaw
Scott Thompson had to choke a bitch.

Gray Zombie
Speaking as someone who's written scripts....just how long is two weeks where he's from?

THE RED X
Likes long walks on the beach and Yanni.

Dita DuPave
Hey, we all have our quirks.

ChaosWolf1982
Zombie dwarves, though? You'd think he could at least keep his undead minions the same size as the originals... Must be using too much hot water in the wash.

GlitTerrorRock
Likes: saying "BOYYYY!", jumping into a pile of freshly-raked leaves, having a zombie dwarf walk on his aching back, playing with his big silver balls.
Dislikes: Killer flying spheres that sass back and help his enemies, littering, meeting online-singles that look nothing like their profiles, "That 70s Show."

THE RED X
A minature Five Iron is not the best way to remove teeth.

Zee
...they weren't the ones who ejaculated in you while you were unconscious.

GlitTerrorRock
... dentists are the greatest lovers in the world.

Zee
Although watching a Corbin Bernsen movie was later reclassified as "mental torture"...

Zee
. . . and Ziggy cartoons.

GlitTerrorRock
Likes: Bicuspids, incisors, Snickers bars, "Chicken Run," cuddling after sex.
Dislikes: Working at Santa's toy-factory, plaque, cavities, NBC's "Surface," restraining orders, drivers who leave their blinkers on five blocks after their turn.

TheMaskedDiva
His temperment's wrong for the priesthood, and teaching would suit him still less.

gleeb
An evil dentist: ooh, that's a stretch.

tinaw
. . . has an order of protection against Bill Murray.

WaffleKing
Tortures victims with annoying Musak, a perky receptionist, and copies of Sports Illustrated from 1998.