BOOGEYMEN - THE KILLER COMPILATION CAPTIONS
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THE RED X
Foster son of Gray Zombie



GlitTerrorRock
Likes: Regan, Mommy, Foster Papa Gray, killing, hockey-season, Teletubbies, the way 'Freddy Vs. Jason' ended, cunnilingus.
Dislikes: swimming, Freddy, having the middle name Leopold, kids who have sex and do drugs, cloudy days, "Texas Justice," folks who drive over the speed-limit.



gleeb
Played for Detroit Red Wings, 1975-83.



ChaosWolf1982
We salute you, kiddo. Good job, you make us all very proud.



Gray Zombie
A true Boogeyman. He's been taking dance lessons from his foster uncle GlitterRock over at the GlitterDome. He can boogie down better than any of those guys. Even the Tall Man.



Diana Luna
"JEEEEEEEED!"



RodRocket
And the only film to have featured a character named "Arbogast".



Zee
It was also the first movie Anthony Perkins got to use his own wardrobe in.



GlitTerrorRock
I believe it was also the first movie to feature someone who bled chocolate syrup.



Indomitus
...which is a trend that Hollywood has continued to this day. Flushing movies down the toilet has become a tradition.



gleeb
…and forfeited the chance to play a different role forever.



gleeb
Behind Ben-Hur? I thought that's where Messala was.



SweetHeart666
Apparently, 75 cents is $9 in today's money.



GlitTerrorRock
"Back then, turkeys were called 'walking birds'. And we always ate walking bird on Thanksgiving."



Dita DuPave
And just think, there was a time when nobody ever thought about cell phones going off.



THE RED X
First name is really Master


GlitTerrorRock
Likes: Mother, taxidermy, Mexican food, natural blondes, "Fear Factor," giving piggy-back rides, Legos.
Dislikes: Janet Leigh, Motel 6 and that fucking Tom Bodett, Johnny Hates Jazz, Episodes I II and III, cleaning chocolate syrup out of the shower, Ron Jeremy.


Dita DuPave
Looks like a thinner version of Dita's German stick fighting teacher.





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