GlitTerrorRock
"I've been on the Cap-Page Board *SIX* times!"

AntiHero
"My kingdom for a 7-bullet gun!"

gleeb
"All right, Pumaman, hand over your will and no one gets hurt."

RodRocket
"SPOCK! My.... face -- is...... melting!"

GlitTerrorRock
And in three of the Austin Powers movies.

Zee
...and a three-episode arc on Sex and The City.

PrezGARgoyle
Which not only makes him frightening, but also smarmy.

RodRocket
Then it became "Mules in Horse's Harness" until they settled on "Halloween".

TheMaskedDiva
by Ann M. Martin.

Zee
*stops; straightens crooked picture; continues stalking*

YibbleGuy
"Listen, buster, you CAN'T rip my blouse off just because you want to see them. Why don't you just rent 'Trading Places' like everybody else?"

GlitTerrorRock
Likes: killing babysitters, women who like the strong silent type, skipping stones, a freshly-mowed lawn, "According To Jim," scoring with dumb girls who think he can get them a role in the next Austin Powers movie.
Dislikes: Jamie Lee Curtis, condoms, the edited-down theatrical version of Halloween 6, Jessica Simpson, calendars with Monday at the beginning of the week instead of Sunday, Kelly Ripa.

TheMaskedDiva
Sometimes confused with a former Rockies pitcher

Zee
Why was Jason's head so swollen in this movie? Is he allergic to bee stings or something?

tinaw
"Beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful dueeeeeeeeeeeets!"

PrezGARgoyle
"Foster Papa Gray! Foster Mama Cordy! Jason stuck behind trivia bar."

SweetHeart666
Turn-ons: Crotchless Panties

ChaosWolf1982
You referring to Jason or, well, any given male Capper, Sweet?