BLACK SCORPION CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





GlitterRock
This fall on FOX: "The End Of Grease! The Series"


Mr_Grant
Comic book heroine Immodesty Blaise.


TurkeyVolGuessingMan
South Park: The 4th Grade Years!


Klatuu
Sorry, "Lexx" is that way...


TurkeyVolGuessingMan
"Winged freak terrorizes city? Wait'll they get a load of these... Uh, me!"


GlitterRock
"Uh Joe... you're supposed to have your hand in MY shirt!"


Klatuu
Black Scorpion, meet: Yellow Jacket!


GlitterRock
"You will learn to respect my authori-tay!"


Vorvon
"I am the law! No, that's not it......I am the danger that flaps in the night? Naw...."


TurkeyVolGuessingMan
You see, during the break the Black Scorpion was shooting at the walls of heartache, bang-bang. For she truly was the warrior...


JohnSteed
Eva Savealot turns to the darkside.


GlitterRock
"Those Deltas are on double-secret probation!"


Amon
"And in this newscaster's opinion, I think we should welcome our new overlords."


GlitterRock
Uh... that DOES say "throat analysis," right?


YingYang
"Kiss my ass, Jennings. Any more questions?"




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