GlitterRock
If she and Shia LaBeouf got married, she could be Jacqui Malouf-LaBeouf.
YibbleGuy
Although she liked being a triple threat, Jacqui later decided to give up being a Comedian and Author, and just dedicate herself to being Booty Food.
elKapitan
Booty Food- just another generic ripoff of Good Food.
DocktorD
So is it food for the booty or food made out of the booty? Either way, I'll consider it if it's presented nicely.
GlitterRock
"Why did my bra have to go on the ceiling with my panties?"
It's ... uh... tradition.
gleeb
.oO Thank you, Chest Fairy! Oo.
TheDiva
Sure this shouldn't be in Porch Swings?
MuscleBabe Lover
Only if she moves her hands, Diva.
(pauses)
Move your hands, lady!
alexgariepy
Thank ye, God, for giving thee large enough breasts to flaunt, but not too large for thy hands to cover up in a PG-13 setting!
Agent_Moldy
In this game of 'Helping Hands', Colin Mochrie will be providing the hands for Suzi.
GlitterRock
Finally! A "Jennifer Lopez: Unplugged" event I can be excited about!
GlitterRock
... DOWN BY THE RIVER!
TheDiva
See? "Van Helsing" wasn't as bad as it could have been...
GlitterRock
She named it after Malibu Barbie -- the only figure MORE plastic than she is!
TheDiva
The only thing more pathetic than obsessing over one's weight is obsessing over the weight of an overhyped celebrity.