BRING BACK KIRK CAPTIONS
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AlexGariepy
And so the *space station* comes in as reinforcements...


Indomitus
Somewhere out there, there's a fanboy wearing a prosthetic Klingon forehead, jizzing himself as he watches this.


Dita DuPave
"Explorers everywhere rejoice as they have discovered the never before seen mating grounds of the Roddenberry Starships..."


GlitterRock
GAHHHHHHHHH!
Tuvok, turn down your brights!


AlexGariepy
I finally understand why the deer stops...


AntiHero
AGH! The evil Teletubbies sun baby has its own warship!


AlexGariepy
Chakotay's developed a nice pair of breasts there...


GlitterRock
"Hey, I'm supposed to be involved with Seven! Where's she at?"
"She's over at the adults-only site: SevenGetsItInTheBack.com."


daupstart
"You guys even have a wooden Chakotay statue in front of the louge. Cool."


Coakley
So, they bring in Chakotay, but not Captain Harriman? What a rip!


Cyberbeast
Are they backing up?


TheDiva
This is why you don't follow too close--the starship in front of you might slam on its brakes!


MrAtomik
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, only the Skanky Ships wear Blue Neon Lip Gloss


elKapitan
Man, Khan wasn't kidding when he said he'd chase Kirk through perdition's flames before he gives him up!


Dita DuPave
And for the first time ever, people who get the window seats are thinking their lucky stars.





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