GlitterRock
"Archer, that's our ship--from the future."
"Why does it look LESS advanced them ours?"
"Shhhhh! Berman and Braga don't like hearing those kind of questions!"

Dita DuPave
"Oh Hell, a rogue plothole's opening up,"

Indomitus
"Plotholes don't concern me. These fanboys aren't working by any sort of logic anyway, so they'll just call it a temporal vortex or have Q show up on the bridge saying 'gotcha' or something."

AlexGariepy
"Oh crap, it's another space anomaly... wait, I thought our series' wasn't supposed to have that here."
"Just shut up and answer the plot, I mean ship, Ensign."

JurassicPork
If this is the birth of a new franchise series, I'd rather it be by C-section.

Indomitus
I think we're actually watching the afterbirth, JP.

elKapitan
"You see, that's a rift in the space-time continuum, Captain Archer. It's allowing my Enterprise to travel through time to meet us here."
"Don't lecture me about crap like this Kirk. I was out saving the universe while your grandfather was in diapers. Don't make me knock you on your ass."

elKapitan
"Knock me.. onmyass? I'd.. like to.. seeyoutry."

GlitterRock
"Archer.... tellyour... beagle.... tostop... humping... my... leg."

TheDiva
The phrase "Get a Life!" has never held so much meaning.

JohnSteed
They could've done something WAY useful with all this, like making this stuff available furniture and skins in The Sims....

AntiHero
Zion archive # 11946 - The first incarnations of the Matrix were not well received. Or as the humans themselves put it "What the fuck is this shit?"

JurassicPork
"I hope you Cappers are happy. You've paralyzed me from my wigline on down, made me myopic and given me mumps..."

Indomitus
TV's Frank?

Cyberbeast
"This is the construct. It's our loading program. We can load anything from clothing, to equipment, weapons...just not plot or decent special effects."