Cyberbeast
"We have to bring Kirk back!"
"Why?"
"So....we can destroy the Death Star!"
"What?!"
"We don't have the plot all worked out yet, we'll just make it up as we go along."
"Sounds good to me."
alexgariepy
They killed President Santiago! Those bastards!
elKapitan
Sure, this is one giant piece of crap, but at least they put in a couple of big explosions!
JohnSteed
Just when I thought effects couldn't get any cheaper than Jet Benny....
Indomitus
And he's still there to this day, bravely protecting the great cheese mountain...
alexgariepy
"Meep meep!* *Road Runner speeds by*
JohnSteed
They keep making the N-Gage harder and harder to use....
Indomitus
Those kiln-dried clay monitors don't get very good resolution, do they?
BitShifter
"It's the Xevious Mothership!! And I only have one Solvalou left!"
AntiHero
"I AM A WASHING MACHINE. DO WHAT I SAY."
Indomitus
~I AM THE KRISPY KREME OF DESTRUCTION! YOU WILL ALL COWER IN FEAR BEFORE MY FLAKY GLAZED MIGHT, PUNY MORTALS!~
TheDiva
Pretty primitive Stargate they have here...
alexgariepy
So we're going back to 20th century Earth *again*?
JurassicPork
Aw, shit, does this mean they'll bring back Joan Collins, too?
JohnSteed
Triforce of Wisdom powdered donut. OOOOOoooooooooo....