BRING BACK KIRK CAPTIONS
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PrezGAR
"I thought I was dead, Jim."


RodRocket
"Snap into a SIMS, Jim!"


Indomitus
"...don't worry, the time warp effect will look cool when we finish."
"Sounds good. Go with it."


BitShifter
Why would a starship need a scrotum?


alexgariepy
Oh crap, the space lamppost is send out plasma waves! Evasive... um, action-thingy!


alexgariepy
This conference call sucks, man, why can't we just have MSN?


Dita DuPave
"The American Idol Logo was put on trial today..."


alexgariepy
Oh hello Future Guy...
"****!"
... I take it you're pissed.
"You damn ****ing right I'm ****ing pissed. Damn **********ing writers decide to **** this time stuff and ****ing go in a BOLD NEW ****ING DIRECTION! Stupid ***** have a bunch of ****ing **** up their ******..."
... I'll come back later.


Dita DuPave
Welcome to Odo Presents...


JohnSteed
Oh come on, we all know that's Picard. No one else has a head THAT egg-shaped.


Indomitus
No way. Look at that profile... IT'S WESLEY CRUSHER!! He's returned to ruin the franchise once and for all!!


Indomitus
"...and this new species will be made entirely of guacamole."
"Sounds good. Go with it."


BitShifter
"Suliban" is actually Klingon for "oatmeal facial"


MrAtomik
When the Swallows return to Capistrano Station...


AntiHero
The day the 90's ended millions of unsold pogs were finally released into space.




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