Cyberbeast
/Dabney Coleman Impersonator

cajunmagic
/Pig Fucker

gleeb
/wants cracker/beautiful plumage.

PrezGARgoyle
John Topofoldsmokey

gleeb
John Several Jars
John Adequate Number of Jars
John Needs a Few Jars
John Hey Could I Borrow a Jar

JohnSteed
ME.

Zee
With all this talk of Johns, I gotta take a piss.

JohnSteed
Mr. Boogedy shows up to the rave.

Scarecrows Brain
Good Will Banzai

rickubis
Production continues in Japan of "Herbert West: Leeanimator"

zoom98
"Why are we meeting here?"
"Well, you know they say love is blinds."

The BitShifter
The widescreen version really allows you to appreciate the architecture, instead of oh, say... zooming in on her tits!

cajunmagic
Ellen Barkin looks for a light switch a--
Jimmy Smits.
DAMMIT!

Zee
Ellen Barkin: Unattractive at any age.

Zee
It's hard to look manly when you're wearing Pearl Forrester's season 7 glasses.

YibbleGuy
"What exactly is it that you LIKE about this contraption, President Hamster?"

JohnSteed
"What was that Sega CD game with Corey Haim and Deborah Harry?"
"Double Switch?........... Okay, I think that voice thing is g-(Jimmy Smits) DAMMIT!"

cajunmagic
"Excuse me, can I borrow a...?"
"WHAT?! A SWITCH?! YOU WANT ME TO SAY SWITCH, DON'T YOU?! SO EVERYONE CAN SAY JIMMY SMITS AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!! WELL, I'M NOT DOING IT!"
"I was just going to ask for some sugar. Wow, what a bitch! (Jimmy Smits)"
"DAMMIT!"