TheMaskedDiva
Wow, it's like an explosion of embarrassing fashion trends.

zoom98
Alive man walking.

GlitTerrorRock
*gob of Multiple Miggs' semen hits him in the face*

TheMaskedDiva
"I tried doing snake arms and got stuck."

Zee
Ellen Barkin, on death row, awaits her trip to the electric chair, where they will throw the Switch (Jimmy Smits)."

Zee
"Hey, Ellen, what do you call the tufts of long hairs at the end of the tail of an animal, say, a cow, for instance?"
"I don't know, a switch?"
"Jimmy Smits."

GlitTerrorRock
This is the opening to "Dynasty," right?

JohnSteed
"Excuse me, guy who plays half the ferret jackasses in 80s movies coming through...."

GlitTerrorRock
*guy in front*: "PEE-YEW! What the frig is that stench?? It smells like a dead raccoon that's been on the highway for a couple of days. Or Allyce Beasley's cooch. (turns around) Oh... oh I'm so sorry....."

cajunmagic
*thinks about his career, laughs*
"At least I didn't do Switch (Jimmy Smits)."

GlitTerrorRock
Nick from "Cheers!" And -- hey! It's Motorpig!!

Zee
Even his aggressive soul patch couldn't cheer up Dan Hedaya.

cajunmagic
"Now, when I flip this switch..."
(all) "Jimmy Smits!"
"Cut that out!"

GlitTerrorRock
" --and, as further evidence of the unfairness of Halloween, I got a rock."

GlitTerrorRock
.oO ... must fart faster... Oo.

Zee
"IT'S A SPEED TRAP!"

YibbleGuy
Gee. An enormous rolling ball, putting anyone in its path in hairbreath danger. Never seen that before in the opening sequence of a big-budget Hollywood movie ....

cajunmagic
I can only assume this is Ellen Barkin getting nekkid, so, BLESS YOU, GLITTER!