cajunmagic
And then, much like most of his career, Lewis Smith wanders aimlessly into the shot.

Zee
Bruce McCulloch from The Kids in the Hall, Cosmo Kramer, and Dracula from Dracula II: Ascension make an odd, if effective, jazz combo.

cajunmagic
"Wait. Wait. Is someone out there, crying in the darkness?"
"Yeah, the movie audience."

Zee
Leatherface: Live at CBGBs

cajunmagic
Ladies and gentlemen, the woman who once made Gabriel Byrne ejaculate without touchin' it.

Zee
Wait a minute... I like this movie.... yet Ellen Barkin is in it.... does not compute! DOES NOT COMPUTE! *head explodes*

GlitTerrorRock
"I'd like to thank everyone for coming to Bartie Crouch Jr's farewell party. Keep it frosty in Azkaban, bro. Don't let any dark magi stick their joo-joo up your ass."

Zee
"I just... don't....want to think about Switch (Jimmy Smits) any more!!!"

GlitTerrorRock
Yeah, Peter Weller's singing brings that out in alot of folks.

Zee
Noooo! If you do that, we won't have great films like Switch* or Sea of Love!

....you know what? On second thought, don't let me stop you.

*Jimmy Smits.

JohnSteed
"You said your cable guy would be here by noon! It's 4:30!!!! Now listen to what happens to your loyal subject when you fail me so blatantly!"

GlitTerrorRock
"I call next game." (slides quarter up on panel)

Zee
He's playing the hit new game- *squints* "Vooon Puza: Pi of the jud quler"!

JohnSteed
Konami LCD games. When you HAVE to have portable gaming that requires a courier bag.

cajunmagic
"You wanna know if I'd like to Switch (Jimmy Smits) my long distance?"

LauraPowers85
I try not to do this to often when I cap, but... yes. Yes yes yes. More, please.

cajunmagic
That's it, Goldblum. Hide your shame.

Zee
"MY nAme Is GOLDBluM. I tAkE cArE Of thE plACE whIle thE mAastER is AWaY..."