Dita DuPave
They're using the Bold and the Beautiful logo.

JohnSteed
and Their Twin Bing Chocolates.

Zee
Brianna Banks: Across The Eighth Dimension!

Zee
We thought you'd enjoy reading your movie today.

TheMaskedDiva
...and someone actually sold this premise to a producer, huh?

zoom98
This whole text makes it sound like we missed the first movie. Maybe they should've just followed this with a summary of this one and ran the closing credits.

JMShearer
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Buckaroo Banzai Christmas Album out there somewhere.

JohnSteed
We're reading some guy's Mary Sue Naruto fan fic, aren't we?

Dante83
A restless neurosurgeon, that sounds good.

gleeb
Their rivals, the Macao Roundheads, decry their wild, hard-rocking lifestyle.

TheMaskedDiva
But what about the Rebel Alliance?

zoom98
...and a close watch on Denise Richards in the shower.

zoom98
(Story continues on Page 15)

LauraPowers85
The photographers took all procautions while shooting Paris Hilton's nude Playboy spread.

GlitTerrorRock
"Why are you taking a picture of the brain? Is it... SEXY?"

ithurtswhenidothat
Ok who put the Mod Level on 6.... assholes...

GlitTerrorRock
"Mr. Hope, the troops are waiting."
"Y'see this Banzai guy is gonna drive through a mountain? That's pretty wild stuff! You know who I'd like to drive through? Anita Ekberg. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Zee
Diabolik II: Ascension