JAUSTDOMENOW
Brought to you by the letter x.. and k.. and y...
JAUSTDOMENOW
I like my juice box.. it's so yummy...I'm pretty.... yellow.... bunnyrabbits..aawww.. bunnies....
Agent_GropeMe
How they *really* make Ocean "Spray."
Reynard_T&A_Fox
"*sigh* "Another night of juice box for one..."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
**milk squirt** "Damn, baby! Geez... warn me next time, 'kay?"
HotRocket
"Maybe I should use a condom, Rachel." --- "Shut-up, Ross! We need a cliffhanger to end the season!"
EnockinDaBoots
"And while I'm resting up, why don't you read my new book?"
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Honey, this book tells all about male impotence-- not that YOU need it, of course! I just thought it would be, you know, interesting to have beside the bed. Your side of the bed."
Agent_GropeMe
"The 'Keanu Sutra', chapter 1: "How to Turn Her With the Word 'Dude'."
HotRocket
Peter North, porn stud on the go. Places to go, women to fuck.
JAUSTDOMENOW
Translation: french sluts.
EnockinDaBoots
Uck. I hope Robert Duncan McNeill isn't in there...
Reynard_T&A_Fox
And now, a plot interlude...
JAUSTDOMENOW
Bratwurst? Polish sausage? Weinershnitzel? "No thanks... I'll just have a piece of pie." Oh... OOOH...
EnockinDaBoots
"Anyway, Judith, your father and I had the most WONDERFUL sex last night. I was SCREAMING like a BANSHEE..." "MOM!"
HotRocket
"...and then, they found out I was on the Ivory Snow box, and the shit really hit the fan!"
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
The supporting actresses from ALLY MCBEAL and ROSEANNE get together and exchange Government cheese recipes.
Reynard_T&A_Fox
.oO (So *that's* where all those dinner rolls went...)
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Today Only: Carrot Top??"
HotRocket
Huh? 'A lemonade and crispy skip?'
JAUSTDOMENOW
MOULIN ROUGE? Eeeh..no thanks...I hear that movie sucked...
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Mickey Rourke and Lisa Bonet, still going at it from ANGEL HEART.
HotRocket
"Tish! You spoke French, and do Greek!"
Agent_GropeMe
"Hail to the mattress king, baby." "Oh. Moy. Gawd..."
TheVirginConnieSwale
.oO Whoa!! I guess the "I won some money in the lottery" line works! Should I tell her it was only a buck on a scratch ticket?
JAUSTDOMENOW
Wait... this script has LINES!
EnockinDaBoots
"I am deaf. Would you please have sex with me for $10?"
JAUSTDOMENOW
Gypsies and Old fat chicks... what more could porn cappers want? Really? I ask you!
RodRocket
Contestants on WIN BEN STEIN'S BEAVER MAGAZINE COLLECTION.
Reynard_T&A_Fox
(Wow, Carrot Top or Moulin Rouge...now that's the *definition* of a Kobayashi Maru...)
EnockinDaBoots
Tonight, on a very special Golden Girls...
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
That's Dave Foley as Jerry Sizzler from KIDS IN THE HALL!!
JAUSTDOMENOW
Why yes.. I AM colorblind. How'd you know?
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"I just stepped out to get the ketchup! Where did all the food go?!" / **buurp**
SparchHallJr
I'm not sure I want to see these two in action. . .no, I'm sure. I don't.
TheVirginConnieSwale
"...this long, I swear!" "Think you can contact the ghost of John Dillinger?"
EnockinDaBoots
Doesn't realize the Freudian implications of sucking on a pencil in a porn flick.
SparchHallJr
Bosom Buddies?
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"The clitoris is VERY sensitive... you must treat it like the flower..."
JAUSTDOMENOW
I see a small chijuajua... oh...he looks thin... and ...kinda broken. Uh... watch where you sit ok?
TheVirginConnieSwale
"...and I see a long..." "YES?!?!?" "...and uneventful relationship. He's got a small dick too."
Reynard_T&A_Fox
"I mean, what kind of *freak* orders an all-tomato sauce pizza?" "No sex for *you* tonight."
SparchHallJr
"His girth is like this." "I like girth. I *need* girth."
TheVirginConnieSwale
We now return to "Linda Tripp, The Early Years"
EnockinDaBoots
We now return to Death Becomes Her
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Why don't you go and try on that new lingerie you bought?" / "Ok, Mom."
SparchHallJr
So make with the porn already! Sheesh!
TheVirginConnieSwale
We now return to "Linda Tripp, The Early Years."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Damn! I forgot to get new batteries at the store!"
EnockinDaBoots
"It's just a jump to the left..."
SparchHallJr
"Buffy, we don't have much time."
JAUSTDOMENOW
I shall call this.. 'Painting with Puddin.'
ConnieSwale
.oO Do I dare tell Buffy I dream of her?
Reynard_T&A_Fox
"For your information, I am his older brother, *Pow-Wow* Herman."
SparchHallJr
Tonight, on a special 'Mad About You.'
EnockinDaBoots
Give me a C, a bouncy C!
ConnieSwale
"I'll take one from column A and one from column B."
JAUSTDOMENOW
But this is the NEW Siilver Bullet 2002! Come'ere Gloria...try this bad boy out!
SparchHallJr
"So. . .who wants a raise?" "*You* don't need one, that's for sure."