GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Alright Moldy and JAUST... this one's for you...
EnockinDaBoots
Hey, I think that's Barnacle Bill...
JohnisaSteedinBed
"CUMALOT!" "CUMALOT!" "CUMALOT!" "It's only a model." "SHHHH!"
Agent_GropeMe
I'm thinking most of the guys here aren't interested in having manpower outback. But hey, if anyone is, more power to ya.
JAUSTDOMENOW
Uh..guys?? I'm BEHIND you! (click... snap)
EnockinDaBoots
"Blimey. Here we are in the middle of the Australian outback looking for blokes, and the only ones we find are bloody transvestites."
HotRocket
"Look! Colby's doin' his Mom AGAIN!"
JohnisaSteedinBed
Look, if I didn't want to see Johnny Depp in Chocolat, I DEFINATELY don't want to see this guy!
Agent_GropeMe
Maybe Adam Picker picked a peck of pickled peckers. Didja ever think of that?
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"I'm gonna take my rowing-machine out on a boat in the middle of the lake and exercise there."
EnockinDaBoots
"These waters look calm, but there's a nasty crocodile hiding at the bottom of this pond. He's a naughty one..."
JohnisaSteedinBed
All ready, this porn drags....
JAUSTDOMENOW
OOO! CHARLIE HORSE! CHARLIE HORSE!!!
HotRocket
Gary Condit, following in Ted Kennedy's footsteps....
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"HoOOOOooooyeah!! Water's so cold, it pickled my pecker!"
JohnisaSteedinBed
Yeah, REALLY slow-moving porn. Did Kubrick direct this?
JAUSTDOMENOW
OO! A TADPOLE!
BigShafter
"You remember..."Shrinky-Dink?'"
EnockinDaBoots
"Did someone say porn drags?"
Agent_GropeMe
The majestic Biff Hardtack in the wild.
Reynard_T&A_Fox
Every time someone tosses a condom wrapper out the car window, he sheds one stoic tear...
JohnisaSteedinBed
*From the review in Penthouse* "What really upends this film is its lack of developing the "first act""
EnockinDaBoots
Ah, the firey, passionate love of an Australian man and a suitable log...
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Ug. Tarzan find tree. Holes in tree. Tarzan take tree back home, put lipstick on tree, call tree 'Jane.'"
JAUSTDOMENOW
HEEEEY...that looks infected...you might wanna go see a doctor!
HotRocket
"Damn, caught in another knot hole...."
BigShafter
That's some beaver workin' on that dam...
EnockinDaBoots
A lonely mannequin drifts down the Zambezi...
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Tharg Chestbalter. Model profile: from Steroidsdorf, Germany. 6'1" 180 lbs. Likes: country walks, chocolate fingers, and comfortable shoes. Dislikes: newspapers, ducks, colors which begin with vowels.
JAUSTDOMENOW
Damn! I'm out of leave-in condition!
JohnisaSteedinBed
Raiders of the Lost Whores!
EnockinDaBoots
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE ENGINE NOISE!" "I said, put your shirt back on!"
HotRocket
"Lance is in trouble! Come on, Girls!"
Reynard_T&A_Fox
"Well I got *horsepower* in the Outback, if ya know what I mean..."
JohnisaSteedinBed
Dolph, finally admitted your professional career was dead, eh?
EnockinDaBoots
Vanilla Ice?
JAUSTDOMENOW
Shiny happy people everywhere...
HotRocket
"Can't - go - on.... --- Need - more - baby - oil...."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Nak Peksknuckler. Model profile: from Flardlarghardschtard Sweden. 6'0" 182 lbs. Liles: clouds, telephones, promises in the night. Dislikes: heavy rain, the Orient, the metric system.
EnockinDaBoots
And now Mr. Andrew Rottingham of Auckland, New Zealand, will perform a splits to the accompaniment of Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik...
JAUSTDOMENOW
Ladies and gentlemen.. PLEASE welcome.. the godfather of soul.... mister JAMES....BROWN!!!
Agent_GropeMe
Heh, looks like he doesn't need a girlfriend.
HotRocket
"I'm tellin' ya! Milton Berle is THIS BIG! I've SEEN it, fucker!"
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Johnny Guano. Model profile: from Pfft, France. 5'7" 165 lbs. Likes: scissors, collector spoons, sports. Dislikes: people calling him by name, light, puddles.
JAUSTDOMENOW
*Don't worry guys.. this doesn't last long* Hey..where have I heard that before???
Reynard_T&A_Fox
"Hold on, I gotta go get the tripod." "I'm right *here*, baby." *smack*
EnockinDaBoots
"Comb the desert!" "We ain't found shit!"
JAUSTDOMENOW
Paul Reubens??
HotRocket
Barry Allen is SO fast, he sometimes runs right out of his Flash costume.
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
This week in the STAR! Matt "Friends" LeBlanc's Skinnydipping Photos! The Ones He Doesn't Want You To See!
EnockinDaBoots
The new Weird Al isn't afraid to show his sensual side.
Reynard_T&A_Fox
WARNING: Keep Fabio away from heavy machinery.
JAUSTDOMENOW
I'm *THIS* MANY!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Dude! Where's My Shirt?"
EnockinDaBoots
"My IQ is this many."
Agent_GropeMe
"I'm this many!"
EnockinDaBoots
I'd say there was more than one "grip" on this video...
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
One day, the Gaffer and the Grip will mate and bring about the perfect hybrid lifeform: the Griffer!!
HotRocket
Baby Oiler - Slick McGinty