RoboGettinFreaky
"This time the wolf better kill that Riding Hood bitch too!"
JAUSTDOMENOW
The behind the scenes of John Edward that NO one wants to watch..
Honey_Suckle
"You're reading a book? Sorry, too smart to be in porn. OUT!"
XXXigeous
"You just KEEP your clothes on, Chambers, or else. I've seen your boobs."
RonGeneriky
"Well, no wonder you can't hear me! There's a large accumulation of duck butter in your ear!" "What? I can't hear you! I have a big wad of duck butter in my ear."
HotRocket
"JEANNIE!!!!" --- "Fuck me, Master!"
sleezing_fist
"How come I have to be the cop?" "Let me put it this way: you're not the stereotype."
JohnisaSteedinBed
I Creamed in Jeannie.
Miles_Long
"Damn cloud-soft toilet paper, always precipitating when you least want it to!"
Nyssalicious
Cameo by Xig.
RoboGettinFreaky
Ben Stiller and Bettie Davis? This *is* freaky stuff Xig!
bugwber
Zoolander teams up with that women from "The Goonies" to tape "Goonlander."
Reynard_T&A_Fox
"Did a gecko once, it was neato."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Got milk?"
Nyssalicious
"Moonlighting:" The lost episode.
YibbleGuy
"So, where ya from, sweetheart?" "WE ... ARE ... FROM ... FRANCE."
KINKDINOSAUR
Ready for the money shot in the face?
pinkporpoise
"I'm gonna see your pee-pee."
JohnisaSteedinBed
Wait. Do I WANT to see her nude?
KindaKinky
KindaKinky squeals with glee upon reading the reviews of her latest work "The Geko Joke."
XXXigeous
"See! See! The contract says if Chambers takes her blouse off all arrangements are null and void."
JAUSTDOMENOW
Why is she getting married in white? *kidding*
BigShafter
Richard Gearshift and Julia Rubhards in "Slutty Woman."
Honey_Suckle
"Congratulations... you won the Porny for Sluttiest Actress!"
sleezing_fist
"It's a cock ring! Thanks, mom!"
bugwber
Michael Dorn gets another off-white woman.
RoboGettinFreaky
Talk about a long, hard day at work...
RonGeneriky
*HONK!!*
Nyssalicious
Sexual Chocolate.
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
It's the J-Lo sex video!
JohnisaSteedinBed
Jump on Jack Flash.
bugwber
Wasn't she in a "Save the Children" ad?
RoboGettinFreaky
*bounce bounce bounce* ooO "Did I leave the iron on?" *bounce bounce bounce*
KindaKinky
"Gee, concrete is hard. I wish my boyfriend was."
KINKDINOSAUR
Is that a guy or a girl? "I haven't the foggiest."
Miles_Long
"Do you see the sorority sex kitten? NASA says it's just a trick of light and vasaline on the lens."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Shot in Captain-Kirk-Love-Interest Soft-Focus-O-Vision©
GersonderwearK
*squeak squeak squeak*
BigShafter
Uh-oh...she shoulda never got it on with Mola Ram!
EnockinDaBoots
Uh oh. Whiplash.
smuttygleeb
Well, waddaya know, I can feel it hitting yer breastbone.
bugwber
Performers from Cirque du Soleil have the best sex....
XXXigeous
After sex, she folds away under the bed...
sleezing_fist
We now return to "The Long Hard Ride."
HotRocket
*HONK-HONK*
Agent_GropeMe
"Nope, I'm outta here." "Wait, Dan, where are you going?" "Sorry, Charlee, only the best tuna gets to be 'star kist'..."
RonGeneriky
"Oh, Charlie... I never knew a gecko inside could be so good... OOOH! He's skittery!!"
RoboGettinFreaky
All the la-deez wanna touch the flava...
JohnisaSteedinBed
"My God, it IS a cannon!"
KindaKinky
Okay, so is that hand grabbing a buttock or a knee? Hell.
GersonderwearK
Worst Bondage Video Ever.
pinkporpoise
High hair will be your downfall, I tell ya.
Reynard_T&A_Fox
"*Well*, at least he tied *me* up with pearls." "Those are faux pearls." "Oh *dear*! *faints*"
bugwber
Ivana Trump, Heidi Fleiss and Dame Edna walk into a bar...
Nyssalicious
"So *that*'s where the batch in batch party comes from!"
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Xig? Did you splice a snuff film onto the end of this?
RoboGettinFreaky
"Tune in Tokyo! Hahahah! That kills me every time."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
*nipple nipple tweak tweak*
XXXigeous
"What are your breasts doing alllll the way up here?"
JohnisaSteedinBed
The steamy lives of Northwest Flight Attendants.
KindaKinky
Plaid and flab. The new comedy duo.
Miles_Long
"Delivery? No! It's DiPorno!"
GersonderwearK
"I was just thinking of how good Latour's lips would feel on my...."
sleezing_fist
"Wait'll you see what's under my legal brief."
RonGeneriky
"Look, Buster, all I'm sayin' is you need to start payin' more attention to the little man in the boat, get me?" "Okay, fine, I'll go fishing this weekend."
RodRocket
Kathleen Turner and Patrick Warburton in The NEW Odd Couple!
Nyssalicious
Night of the Horny Dead.
RoboGettinFreaky
Xig gets his thank you from Ms. Chambers on the free advertising.
bugwber
Minnie Pearl without her trademark hat?
smuttygleeb
Well, if I hold you close enough, I won't see the plaid,
DiscoBalls
"Baby, you're the ginchiest!"
Reynard_T&A_Fox
Well, I always *knew* there was a steamy side to those 4-H conventions...
pinkporpoise
*wipes spittake from the monitor*
Agent_GropeMe
Jim's dad and mom in one of their rare, frisky moments. Meanwhile, Jim's in his room, stuck to a videotape, calling 911...
JohnisaSteedinBed
And the butler and maid from the Parent Trap remake get it on!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Next on a very special episode of WINGS....
sleezing_fist
"Did you take out the garbage?"
XXXigeous
"Ya see, THIS is why I get paid more."
RoboGettinFreaky
Boobs...on...can't concentrate...blood rushing out of head...*thump*
KindaKinky
"Oh. That's it. Huh. Well, it's been fun, I gotta go."
smuttygleeb
Really, it looks like her face.
bugwber
Not unless she's really bending a lot.
Nyssalicious
No, that was earlier.
GlitterRock_My_World_baybee
"Nooooo Ed! I said not in the butt!"
Miles_Long
...is just a few feet to your left. Guys shouldn't look.