JAUSTDOMENOW
Wait..hold still. 'No! I think I gotta bite!!!'
SparchHallJr
Give me another. . .my ass!!!!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Guys, the ONLY woman we'll be seeing in this, I'll bet. Enjoy her.
HerrAtomische
What the Crocodile Hunter REALLY Does with most of his time.
Honey_Suckle
Ooo! Ooo! Lift up just a little higher, dude!
XXXigeous
The Last Temptation of Chirst goes TOO far.
Agent_GropeMe
*alarm goes off* Okay, anime, your time's up. My turn.
RonGeneriky
"Yeah, see the Baptists have the right idea, they just don't hold 'em under long enough. Lemme show ya what I mean..."
Enaphelia
Susan went fishing on a Sunday morning....
Nyssalicious
Miramax's remake of 'Daddy-O.'
Miles_Long
Hot blinker action!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
SPY HUNTER: the series!
SparchHallJr
We now join 'Miami Vice' already in progress.
see-through-undercamus
Oh, YEAH. OOO! That's one hot car! Ooo, YEAH!
RoboGettinFreaky
Flava-Cam strikes again.
bugwber
"Okay... there's some sculpter from Venice waiting on you, Mr. David."
EnockinDaBoots
A picture so horrifying it drains the color out of the screengrabber.
JAUSTDOMENOW
Bob Vila? Ewwwwww!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Hot Midwestern Hobo Train-Sex!
GersonderwearK
Nothing better than Hobo Sex.
SparchHallJr
"Now where did I put my detachable penis?"
see-through-undercamus
And then, like a bucket of ice cold water...
Nyssalicious
The star of the Onion's "Guys Gone Wild" tape makes an appearance.
EnockinDaBoots
Gay NRA Porn. Well, I guess you have to carefully pinpoint your market, but...
SparchHallJr
"You sure are purty, Aussie boy."
XXXigeous
MANPOWER 14B has *really* let himself go.
Enaphelia
Don Peterson...Just thrown in there to give us a reality break.
bugwber
"Mmmm.... Colby"
Honey_Suckle
He doesn't seem to belong in a porn movie. Next!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
**hushed voice** "... and Mike Ditka's gonna have a devil of a time getting out of this sandtrap."
DiscoBalls
D'oh! Dan Dierdorff's late for his Playgirl shoot!
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
"I said, It's a two-stroke engine. What's so funny?"
pinkporpoise
Strip golf, anyone.
RoboGettinFreaky
I have a feeling i know who's gonna get cut from the team.
animenekkidbabe
Uh... hmmm.. I would say "shake it shake it hot baby" but for some reason I don't have it in me.
GersonderwearK
"Hobo Sex? Did you say Hobo Sex?" Dads come a runnin' for the great taste of Hobo Sex!
see-through-undercamus
This itinerant farm worker makes less than $10 per day.
RonGeneriky
"Why can't *I* get hit by a goose like Fabio?"
Agent_GropeMe
Our beefcake is 100% Grade A prime beef, hand-dipped in rich, creamery butter and delivered to your door.
SparchHallJr
Watching the new 'Blue's Clues' video.
Dibbley
Johnny Longtorso falls on hard times. Now he's starring in Hard Times.
smuttygleeb
Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.
Enaphelia
And this one is my sister....And this one is me and my sister...And this one is my cousin and me and my sister after six beers in the hot tub...
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Uh oh... Graboids."
see-through-undercamus
"You shore got a purty mouth."
DiscoBalls
Wow! This *is* a dirty tape, Xig!
Miles_Long
"Wow, this new sponge ground really makes high-impact sex fun and comfortable!"
animenekkidbabe
Ooh! Fetish time! When do the old men on pogo sticks come in?
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
The stranger came out of the west. We knew there was something different about him because of how he walked across the curry pond without sinking. (?)
EnockinDaBoots
"OW!" [pause] "Could somebody help me up, please?"
Dibbley
Damn that chick is flexible.
GersonderwearK
Not only did Xig edit the tape.....
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Ladies, here's the Banana Split you ordered.
JAUSTDOMENOW
No way... I don't want a guy who's more flexable than me... I'm pretty sure...
Honey_Suckle
Damn. Can anyone say "pain?"
bugwber
"The Eighties are over? You're kidding!"
RoboGettinFreaky
So, Crisco is not so good for the pecs?
DavidVader
Johnny Depp stars in "Jack the Rippled."
see-through-undercamus
"Just BE here after the show, ok, and remember - not a word to ANYone about my not being blind." "Sure thing, Mr. Feliciano."
Dibbley
"You just go out there and knock them dead sweetie." Backstage at the Richard Marx concert.
XXXigeous
"There's a 'Dr. Smith' outside who wants to meet you."
Agent_GropeMe
Since the much-publicized breakup... "'Allo Siegfried!" "'Allo, Lance!"
RonGeneriky
"I'm sorry, sir, but to sit at this table you'll have to bet at least five dollars a hand."
Enaphelia
Do you find that your less attractive to men after you grease yourself or do you find that your more attractive? *Well now, how do you feel right now?*
porpoise
Change my diedee?
GersonderwearK
Warrior of the Lost Shirt.
Nyssalicious
He can squeegee my windshield any time!
KindaKinky
Big 'ol Harley rumblin' between his thighs.... tool's numb for the next six hours....
Honey_Suckle
"It seems a little drafty around here..."
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
"Lady, I can give you NINE big, throbbing reasons why you should quit satellite and go back to cable."
see-through-undercamus
Oh, yeah, like THAT's something you don't see everyday in San Francisco.
EnockinDaBoots
Hello, old chaps!
RoboGettinFreaky
Cheek Chap - The real enemy of the Old West.
JAUSTDOMENOW
OH...I saw this show...but I don't think it was the original cast of the Village People.
animenekkidbabe
"Yep, that's a leech."
bugwber
Elbow!
EnockinDaBoots
(swat!) "Mosquito."
SparchHallJr
"Nice shoes."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"You know, being a professional male model isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes I have to spell..."
Miles_Long
"That's a mighty fine butt you got there. Boot, I said boot. You all heard me, right?"
Agent_GropeMe
"That's not a pec. THIS is a pec."
EnockinDaBoots
Man Boobs of the Ozzie Outback.
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"That's not ah knife!"
RoboGettinFreaky
ooO "Come on...get at attention....don't fail me know....this is my final grade!"
DiscoBalls
"Should my left nipple be moving?"
KINKDINOSAUR
"You call that a penis? Now THIS is a penis!"
Enapehlia
o/~ Please release me...Let me go...Cuz I don't love you anymore....o/~
bugwber
"I've fallen, and I can't get out-back!"
see-through-undercamus
"...and a one...and a two...and a one...and a two..."
EnockinDaBoots
DiscoBoy wakes up the day after his Vegas wedding.
JAUSTDOMENOW
Oh thanks...let see now... yep... according to your legshadow... it's 1/2 past 3...thanks bud!
RonGeneriky
The newest Olympic sport, Synchronized Lost In the Desert Wandering.
MrAtomik
Nude Desert Break Dancing... gives a new definition to Burning Man.
bugwber
Hilary Swank!
animenekkidbabe
Yeah... Kip Winger, you can butt rock my 80's lovin' world any day!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
How I long for the intellectual complexity of FABIO right about now...
see-through-undercamus
Kenny G, houseboy, polishing the nose of Dick Butkis.
XXXigeous
"And when I'm not stripping - I design hyper-dodecahedrons..."
Honey_Suckle
"I wish some hot chick would come and grease *me* up like this!"
KindaKinky
Fabio polishes his bike with a cashmere buffing towel dipped in his chest grease.
SparchHallJr
I'm not seeing this. . .
Agent_GropeMe
And now, guyyyys jumping on sand!
smuttygleeb
Extreme waterskiing! (no lake)
RoboGettinFreaky
The Jawas were not impressed...not in the least....
Nyssalicious
I'm an imp!
EnockinDaBoots
Did we switch to M2 in the middle of a Red Hot Chili Peppers video?
pinkporpoise
Sand is hot today
Miles_Long
His shadow is something of a nonconformist.
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
Y'know, Burning Man's not all it's cracked up to be.
Enaphelia
And ATX motherboards....
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Oh THANK YOU so bloody much, Las Vegas! **grumble**
see-through-undercamus
Like we didn't see THAT coming!
GersonderwearK
...false alarms courtesy of Ted V Mikels.
SparchHallJr
Las Vegas is in Australia????
JAUSTDOMENOW
Thanks...you'll probably owe Vegas more than THAT after you guys leave!
KINKDINOSAUR
...for not scratching the SUV when he valet parked it.