SparchHallJr
Oh boy. . .now for the foxes!!!!!
Dibbley
Bring on the pontoons.
Enaphelia
As compared with Delirious Does! Antlers on parade...
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Ah yes ... this is based on William Shakespeare's VOLUPTUOUS VIXENS, I believe.
Honey_Suckle
Come on girls, chant with me. We want penises! We want penises!
EnockinDaBoots
Ugh. Not more reindeer porn.
GersonderwearK
Alot better than Newsweek's Tepid Temps.
see-through-undercamus
o/~"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny..." "SHADDUP!"
JAUSTDOMENOW
NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO! OH MY EYES NOOO!
DavidVader
"And now... it's time... for another Xig Exercise Video!"
Dibbley
God Bless Hugh Hefner.
teambunsai
Russ Meyer!!! HAIL TO THE CHIEF BABY!!
SparchHallJr
"When I was young, we didn't have sex! We mated! And that's the way it was and we liked it!"
XXXigeous
"Why why WHY did I put all my money in big hooters? I CAN'T REMEMBER."
KINKDINOSAUR
"It's a fuckin' awesome day in the neighborhood, a bootilicious day in the neighborhood..."
Nyssalicious
Uncle Miltie gets lucky.
EnockinDaBoots
"Bob Dole, eat your fucking heart out! HAAHAAHAAHAA!"
Enaphelia
I was wrapped in cellophane for two hours last week.
Miles_Long
"Hi, I'm a crusty old man here to tell you about a wonderful new product: silicone."
see-through-undercamus
"Hi, I'm Bob Dole."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Invasion of the Anna Nicole Smiths!
JAUSTDOMENOW
YEP... and Anna says as soon as i'm 98.. I'm ALL her's!
EnockinDaBoots
"She blinded me with science! Wait, no. She blinded me with mace after I groped her ass..."
bugwber
Meanwhile at band camp...
see-through-undercamus
There's nothing like a cold shower. Um, except this.
Agent_GropeMe
This guy? We put him in here to cleanse the palate. A sort of 'sorbet', if you will.
SparchHallJr
Nice dress. When does it come off?
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"La la la... dancing in my pretty yellow dress... la la la ... stripping for the Cappers... la la la..."
EnockinDaBoots
Wubba wubba wubba, just remember to wear a rubba-rubba-rubba.
JAUSTDOMENOW
Fshion Files? ahh... same thing...
DiscoBalls
"I'm going round and round... Hee hee!"
Honey_Suckle
o/' Dreamlover come rescue me o/'
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
I tawt a taw a puddy tat.
see-through-undercamus
o/~"OooooOOewww oooweweEEWWW WOOooooowOo OoOoO...(bad J-Lo/Whitney/Mariah impersonation)
SparchHallJr
Pan up! Pan up! DAMMIT!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Playboy's HOT CENTURY 21 HONEYS!
EnockinDaBoots
o/ Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey... o/
Miles_Long
The "unislippers" didn't sell very well.
JAUSTDOMENOW
Does this curly hair make me look fat?
bugwber
"Oooooh.... Aveno!"
Agent_GropeMe
For girls who mistook the super glue for KY jelly, press #69 -- but use your clean hand.
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Hello, I'm Salma Hayek. Welcome to DiscoBoy and Nyssa's bachelor party. And now back to the tits..."
Nyssalicious
I'm thinking about Tony, wondering where he is, if he's thinking of me...
SparchHallJr
If I were a certain apple. . .
JAUSTDOMENOW
Ok. But if I eat this...does that mean I don't need to see my ob/gyn next week?
bugwber
It's moving with me.... as I move around the room.... that's just creepy, man.
GersonderwearK
*tweak*
EnockinDaBoots
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but taking off your bra usually brings them back.
Enaphelia
Adam and Eve and what the snake saw
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
To quote Elvis Costello, There's no such thing as an original sin.
KINKDINOSAUR
Mmmmmm. Apples and pancakes! My favorite.
see-through-undercamus
John McCain, as you've NEVER seen him before!
SparchHallJr
Omigod! I don't think we need to see Coleman Francis naked!
EnockinDaBoots
Resistance is futile. You will become naked with the Borg.
GersonderwearK
CXHB?
JAUSTDOMENOW
Damn! I KNEW I should have gotten soap on a rope!
EnockinDaBoots
I'm not doing anything with her until I find out where those bubbles are coming from.
XXXigeous
"You put your right tush in..."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
Scrub a dub dub, one woman in the tub... soaping and soaping... and soaping... mmmm, where was I?
see-through-undercamus
I used to dream that the Lawrence Welk show was like this..
Honey_Suckle
Naked Yoga: the exercise of the future?
Agent_GropeMe
Oh, please. They're not THAT big. Stop pretending to be 'top heavy.'
Enaphelia
Hood ornaments of the absurd...
DavidVader
"Are you looking at my bum?...Cheeky monkey."
Miles_Long
So, is the samurai offering the virgin a giant dildo, or did I just get lost in the plot?
KINKDINOSAUR
You know, with a breast reduction her posture would improve dramatically.
bugwber
Soapy Girls Don't Cry"