JAUSTDOME
Ok...but just ONE taste. Chelli gets the rest...
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Heehee ... this is where the food goes in!"
144b
Here, let me remove the fishing hook.
EnockinDaBoots
"For the last time, Joxer. No. Read my lips. Les-bi-an."
see-through-undercamus
"Ooo. Definitely oughta see a doctor about that."
SparchHallJr
"There's hair in your teeth. You'll do."
Nyssalicious
He was about to say that Ross wasn't the father.
Dibbley
I didn't know that deep-throating was a prerequisite for the guys too.
XXXigeous
"Open the doors - and here's the penis."
Agent_GropeMe
"SOMEbody hasn't been brushing! IIIII see cavities!!!"
pinkporpoise
Yep, that makes me horny. It does kind of look like an oyster.
MubernatorialCandidate
*honk honk*
JAUSTDOME
No...they ARE real! FEEL!
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Need a hand? HA! But I kid the sacrifice..."
144b
This is how I want to go out.
teambunsai
Well you know I could have gone my whole happy life not knowing about George Stephanopolis's sex life.
EnockinDaBoots
"You are found guilty of Heresy against the holy church. Your punishment is three days of continuous spanking."
see-through-undercamus
"Now hold still until we shoot ya. Then we'll have sex, 'kay?"
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
We now return to *The Erotic Martyrdom of St. Sebastian*. **wokka chikka wokka chikka**
KINKDINOSAUR
"Cigarette?" "No." "Blindfold?" "No." "Blowjob?" "Now you're tempting me."
SparchHallJr
"So. You wanna play backgammon?"
bugwber
"Banana Republic... why do you ask?"
Nyssalicious
Sadly, the story of "John of Arc" inspired no one.
144b
Does this make me look fat? Be brutal? Oh, I will!
Dibbley
"Perhaps I can stay for a bit longer."
EnockinDaBoots
And that Pleasure Planet shall be called... Earth.
MubernatorialCandidate
"Hi, I'm Carleton Sheets. Have you ever wondered how you could make money as a pimp daddy?"
SparchHallJr
"Would you mind not farting, please? It kind of ruins the moment."
Enaphelia
Um, does anyone have a watch...Miss Cleo? *No my name is Clit...Claudia Clit!*
teambunsai
Dear, Penthouse...
see-through-undercamus
"Oh, Keanu, please say 'EXcellent!' again. You KNOW how that turns us on."
Agent_GropeMe
"Okay, you're always singing it, time to prove you really ARE -- *extends arm* -- 'the mighty'."
bugwber
"Man.... you could open envelopes with those things."
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Thanks for the liver, honey."
144b
No, they aren't called tits. They are pecs!
JAUSTDOME
For once.. the guys from those Organic commericals get their OWN baths
Nyssalicious
Why is she rubbing him with a giant aspirin?
EnockinDaBoots
So far it's just a typical episode of Ally McBeal. When does it get good?
DiscoBalls
"Dammit, Jesus! What kind of trouble did you get into this time?"
Dibbley
Only after his head was shaved did Delilah realize the power is in the pubes.
144b
The Nanny gets to 2nd base?
Miles Long
"I swear, I don't know how you shirtless, well-toned men always get all this oil over you."
SparchHallJr
"Say. . .who does your nails?"
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"... don't worry, I'll slip the implant back in after I'm done washing you and we'll get jiggy!"
EnockinDaBoots
"You are *so* spongeworthy."
bugwber
So when do we get to cap a commercial?
JAUSTDOME
Oh I always clean my victims...er...boyfriends before sex...
144b
Uh, does that have mayo in it? I hate mayo. Got a samwich with mustard?
Honey_Suckle
So is she oiling him up or basting him for dinner?
GersonderwearK
Courtney Cox? I knew that name was a giveaway!
MubernatorialCandidate
Thanks, but I'm not sure how much good a bleached bull kidney is going to do.
teambanzai
Man Boobs? Lady, these are pecs.
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"The Blair Witch Project" on FX this October ... with never-before-seen footage!
see-through-undercamus
Oh, ok, NOW I see where the fun in Twister lies...
Enaphelia
First instance of locked braces ever...
SparchHallJr
.oO What's that touching my butt? Oo.
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
"Mmm. Your mouth says no, but your liver says yes."
EnockinDaBoots
Next up: Tossing Caesar's Salad.
KINKDINOSAUR
Killer Carson has now got Dynamo in a half-Nelson and...OH MY LORD!
Nyssalicious
Here we see the humans grooming each other to remove chiggers and ticks.
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
"Give to Caesar what is Caesar's."
bugwber
Ceasar Salad Head-Man gets some
144b
Oh, the metallic head band is so sexy. Way to go Ben Hur!